|
Freethought & Rationalism ArchiveThe archives are read only. |
05-06-2003, 11:01 PM
|
#11 | |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Deep South
Posts: 889
|
Quote:
Sorry, he's out looking for a job. The economy stinks ya know. He's searching for nerve gas in Iraq. The five kids and I really miss him. He took off to Vegas with our life savings. Bill Bennet said it was OK. He's praying for G.W.s tax cut to pass and hoping enough will trickle down so we can fix the roof of the trailer before winter. He yelled out Rick Santorums' name during sex and I kicked his queer ass out. He's working 3rd shift at the chemical plant where they're making the WMD they're going to find in Iraq. He's working 3rd shift at the defense plant writting "Take that North Korea" on all the bombs. He's working 3rd shift at Haliburtan packing up for the big move into Iraq. He's shacked up with that little Democratic slut waitress who works at Wally's Bait & Breakfast. He says she's a little more liberal with it, if you know what I mean. He can't talk right now. He's got his head up his ass. JT  Happy to help.
|
|
|
|
05-07-2003, 12:58 AM
|
#12 |
|
Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Posts: 9
|
"Sorry, he can't come to the phone right now. He's under god at the moment, and you know how they like that missionary position"
|
|
|
|
05-07-2003, 01:43 AM
|
#13 |
|
Veteran Member
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Heaven
Posts: 6,980
|
Sorry, only intelligent peope live here.
|
|
|
|
05-07-2003, 12:05 PM
|
#14 | |
|
Regular Member
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: City of Dis
Posts: 496
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
|
