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Marruk · 03-15-2003, 07:38 AM

Not sure if this is the best place for this, but here I go. Feel free to move if necessary.

This is a little story about my brother and the cute girl at the art store. Maybe you have been there and have had the same experience.

We went to the art store, (he was driving since he has been barrowing my car) and he just happened to be wearing his "Jesus did it for the chicks" t-shirt from t-shirt hell.

We go to check out and behind the counter is a very cute girl. Here is a small description: about 5.5" and 120lbs, large chest, very cute face like Jewel with strait teeth, and dyed blond hair, had dark roots, but she was wearing punk like clothes so the roots were working for her.

She notices my brother's shirt and starts giggling and begins to tell us how her roomate bought here a bumper sticker (which is on her car) that says "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole" She is smiling and laughing with my brother. She even bends over and shows him all her cleavage (she had a low cut shirt on, and you could see her black lace bra when she bent over). Not only does she have no problems with my brothers religious beliefs, she was so obviously into him.

And here is why my brother is an idiot, he just smiled left and never asked her for her digits. When we got out the door I told him to go running back in there to ask for her number, but he had lost any courage he had while joking with her and we just went home.

Have you ever skipped out on a great chance like this, or had a friend who did so. Is there anything I could have done to force my brother back in there? He's such a great guy and is always complaining that he can't find any cute atheist, or open minded chicks to go out with.

godlessmath · 03-15-2003, 08:26 AM

What a loser! What is he, a math major or something?

Well, you guys can always go back to the store. Convince your bro that this girl was obviously into him. If that doesn't work, bet him money.

Marruk · 03-15-2003, 09:14 AM

Be careful what you call my brother, only I can call him names. hehe

He is a music major, and quite the fun guy to go to bars with, I think he is still upset about his ex-girlfriend who was also a punkish atheist. He goes with me to the art stores all the time because many cute girls work there, this was just the first cutie girl that worked at one of the art stores that was interested in him. I'll take him again with me probably many times in the future but I don't think I can get him to ask the girl out. A friend from school said that I should just pay and stand there untill my brother asks the girl out but I don't want to make him uncomfortable.

Some guys are just hopeless sometimes.

Arvel Joffi · 03-15-2003, 09:45 AM

He just needs to go back to the art store. If he sees her again, he can try again.

Putney Swope · 03-15-2003, 04:19 PM

My brother is an idiot too, but for different reasons. Funny thing is that he thinks that I'm an idiot.

There is no reality. There is only perception.

Oxidizing Material · 03-15-2003, 04:24 PM

How big of boobs are we talking, here?

pounceinternational · 03-15-2003, 05:04 PM

yeah, i know that feeling.

i see other guys trying to "pick up" girls and it's pretty ugly, so not wanting to come across like the normal alpha male is a true (but weak) defense for wimping out on opportunity.

ps: how big were here boobs??

Marruk · 03-15-2003, 05:58 PM

32 or 34 D, being a hetero sexual female I wasn't looking too closely, and my brother trying to be a good guy didn't stare too long, so he probably wouldn't know. I just feel a little sad because I love my brother so much, and very rarely do you meet someone and know they are a fun person to hang around with in about 2 mins time. Oh well, but I'm definately taking my brother back to the art store.

Oxidizing Material · 03-15-2003, 06:01 PM

Well, 34 D IS a rather nice size. I can only suggest, based on this information alone, your brother go back and check. Report the findings, plus visual proof (high res photos will do), and then give me a few minutes to render a decision

Lycurgus · 03-15-2003, 06:45 PM

Sometimes we need to help the idiots in our lives.

Go back to the art store on your own and talk to the girl. Then you can arrange an "accidental" date.

03-15-2003, 07:38 AM	#1
Marruk Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Long Beach, CA Posts: 1,596	My brother is an idiot Not sure if this is the best place for this, but here I go. Feel free to move if necessary. This is a little story about my brother and the cute girl at the art store. Maybe you have been there and have had the same experience. We went to the art store, (he was driving since he has been barrowing my car) and he just happened to be wearing his "Jesus did it for the chicks" t-shirt from t-shirt hell. We go to check out and behind the counter is a very cute girl. Here is a small description: about 5.5" and 120lbs, large chest, very cute face like Jewel with strait teeth, and dyed blond hair, had dark roots, but she was wearing punk like clothes so the roots were working for her. She notices my brother's shirt and starts giggling and begins to tell us how her roomate bought here a bumper sticker (which is on her car) that says "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole" She is smiling and laughing with my brother. She even bends over and shows him all her cleavage (she had a low cut shirt on, and you could see her black lace bra when she bent over). Not only does she have no problems with my brothers religious beliefs, she was so obviously into him. And here is why my brother is an idiot, he just smiled left and never asked her for her digits. When we got out the door I told him to go running back in there to ask for her number, but he had lost any courage he had while joking with her and we just went home. Have you ever skipped out on a great chance like this, or had a friend who did so. Is there anything I could have done to force my brother back in there? He's such a great guy and is always complaining that he can't find any cute atheist, or open minded chicks to go out with.

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03-15-2003, 08:26 AM	#2
godlessmath Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 906	What a loser! What is he, a math major or something? Well, you guys can always go back to the store. Convince your bro that this girl was obviously into him. If that doesn't work, bet him money.

03-15-2003, 09:14 AM	#3
Marruk Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Long Beach, CA Posts: 1,596	Be careful what you call my brother, only I can call him names. hehe He is a music major, and quite the fun guy to go to bars with, I think he is still upset about his ex-girlfriend who was also a punkish atheist. He goes with me to the art stores all the time because many cute girls work there, this was just the first cutie girl that worked at one of the art stores that was interested in him. I'll take him again with me probably many times in the future but I don't think I can get him to ask the girl out. A friend from school said that I should just pay and stand there untill my brother asks the girl out but I don't want to make him uncomfortable. Some guys are just hopeless sometimes.

03-15-2003, 09:45 AM	#4
Arvel Joffi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 3,359	He just needs to go back to the art store. If he sees her again, he can try again.

03-15-2003, 04:19 PM	#5
Putney Swope Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Statosphere, baby. I'm stacked over LaGuardia & I'm not coming down fo no body Posts: 614	My brother is an idiot too, but for different reasons. Funny thing is that he thinks that I'm an idiot. There is no reality. There is only perception.

03-15-2003, 04:24 PM	#6
Oxidizing Material Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Somewhere where I don't know where I am Posts: 2,069	How big of boobs are we talking, here?

03-15-2003, 05:04 PM	#7
pounceinternational Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: columbus, ohio Posts: 24	yeah, i know that feeling. i see other guys trying to "pick up" girls and it's pretty ugly, so not wanting to come across like the normal alpha male is a true (but weak) defense for wimping out on opportunity. ps: how big were here boobs??

03-15-2003, 05:58 PM	#8
Marruk Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Long Beach, CA Posts: 1,596	32 or 34 D, being a hetero sexual female I wasn't looking too closely, and my brother trying to be a good guy didn't stare too long, so he probably wouldn't know. I just feel a little sad because I love my brother so much, and very rarely do you meet someone and know they are a fun person to hang around with in about 2 mins time. Oh well, but I'm definately taking my brother back to the art store.

03-15-2003, 06:01 PM	#9
Oxidizing Material Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Somewhere where I don't know where I am Posts: 2,069	Well, 34 D IS a rather nice size. I can only suggest, based on this information alone, your brother go back and check. Report the findings, plus visual proof (high res photos will do), and then give me a few minutes to render a decision

03-15-2003, 06:45 PM	#10
Lycurgus Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sparta Posts: 40	Sometimes we need to help the idiots in our lives. Go back to the art store on your own and talk to the girl. Then you can arrange an "accidental" date.

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