MJones

Let's see, let me count the ways:
1) What the hell is biting my tongue?
2) What's moving around in there?
3) What's a hamster doing there?
4) What's my wife been up to???
...
And so on...

Dirty Dog

Putney Swope

Damn, I thought that after grade scool and 6.5 years of colledge, I coud spel rite. Just think about how confused that hampster was.

And be sure to tell him to trim those nails first.

Putney Swope

FYI, I found this after a quick search.
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Brace yourself, toots. What follows is not for the weak of stomach. For starters, an awful lot of stuff has been found where that gerbil supposedly turned up. The medical journals list, among other things, the following astonishing array: a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax handle, a 9-inch zucchini, countless dildoes and vibrators including one 14-inch model complete with two D-cell batteries, a plastic spatula, a 9-inch water bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, a large bottle cap, numerous other bottles, a 3 1/2-inch Japanese float ball, an 11-inch carrot, an antenna rod, a 150-watt light bulb, a 100-watt frosted bulb, a cucumber, a screwdriver, four rubber balls, 72 jeweler's saws (all from one patient, but not all at the same time, although 29 were discovered on one occasion), a paperweight, an apple, an onion, a plastic toothbrush package, two bananas, a frozen pig's tail (it got stuck when it thawed), a 10-inch length of broomstick, an 18-inch umbrella handle and central rod, a plantain encased in a condom, two Vaseline jars, a whiskey bottle with a cord attached, a teacup, an oil can, a 6 x 5-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces, a 6-inch stone weighing two pounds (in the latter two cases the patients died due to intestinal obstruction), a baby powder can, a test tube, a ballpoint pen, a peanut butter jar, candles, baseballs, a sand-filled bicycle inner tube, sewing needles, a flashlight, a half-filled tobacco pouch, a turnip, a pair of eyeglasses, a hard-boiled egg, a carborundum grindstone (with handle), a suitcase key, a syringe, a file, tumblers and glasses, a polyethylene waste trap from the U- bend of a sink, and so on. In 1955 one man who was "feeling depressed" reportedly inserted a 6-inch paper tube into his rectum, dropped in a lighted firecracker, and blew a hole in his anterior rectal wall. This changed his mood real quick.

That hamster will need to find a less crowded ass to hang out in.

Harumi

Some people need to find a more stable sex toy.

Putney Swope

If I have a jar of peanut butter, a Toy Fox Terrier is pretty stable.

If I smear some peanut butter on it, she will lick it off. Stable.

Harumi

Okay, I think that this thread has gone off from anal sex to beastiality...

atrahasis

This is the fuckin largest amount of crap i have ever heard or seen in ma entire fuckin life.

It is the of the day.

I'm really that guys have time for these....... :banghead:

SULPHUR

What about the girls?

dunadan

Umm, it is good if the reciever has a good bowel movement before proceeding.

Also, if there is still concern over rectal hygiene, a recreational enema can be both clensing and an odd sort of pleasure in and of itself!

Harumi

We have GOT to get ourselves one of these!