August Spies

I once heard a funny french curse:
Enleve ta croute et je swingue dans le pus
(swingue would probably be replaced by Nike now)

=Peel off your scab and ill fuck in the pus.

Demosthenes

Lol, in ASL, that gesture means "bathroom" and generally also "going to the bathroom".


One day my aunt came over to my folks' house for dinner and she brought her boyfriend with her. So while my mom's in the kitchen getting dinner ready, the rest of us is in the living room listening to the boyfriend talk about his job and so on. He's going blah blah blah, meanwhile he's making a motion with his hands.

Do what Jackalope said in his previous post, that's the iconic sign for vagina. Now slightly move your index and thumb fingers apart and move your hands back and forth at the wrist to make a small sweeping motion with the hand shapes.

That's the sign for cunnilingus.

I was sniggering throughout the entire conversation.

The majority of the sexual signs are rather graphic though there are both "nice" and "not so nice" versions of the sexual signs.

I know an interpreter who refuses to use any of the signs on her jobs when she's in classes or in front of large audiences, instead she'd fingerspell out all the sexual words. Because always when the professor say something dirty, all the people in the audience would then swing their eyes onto the poor interpreter. On the other hand, I also know some who love showing off all the fun signs before the all too eager audiences

Corgan Sow

cantonese profanities:

Tiu lei lou mou - fuck your parents

Tiu nyama chou hai - fuck your mama's stinky cunt

Nyama ge foo-lat - You mom's droppin' her pants

teng lei fai - I'll cut the windpipes out of you!

Common exclamations like "Jesus Christ !" used is "Nyama hai" and "ma foo-lat" (translations above have explained it)