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| View Poll Results: What language is spoken in Heaven? | |||
| Ancient Sumerian |
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0 | 0% |
| Aramaic |
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1 | 3.23% |
| Italian |
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1 | 3.23% |
| King James English |
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2 | 6.45% |
| Ebonics |
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10 | 32.26% |
| It don`t matter. God will unbabble our tongues and everyone will be able to understand everyone else regardless of the language they came into Heaven with. |
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5 | 16.13% |
| Upon arriving in Heaven everyone is taught a brand new universal "Heaven langauge".. |
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0 | 0% |
| People in Heaven don`t talk to each other. God has a "no talking" rule. |
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9 | 29.03% |
| Heaven is split up into nations just like Earth and people of different nationalities with different languages are kept seperated from each other by huge magic walls. |
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1 | 3.23% |
| People in Heaven know exactly what everyone else is thinking at all times so theres no need for words. |
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2 | 6.45% |
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Has this speaking in tongues thing ever happened in public? Like while shopping at your local Walmart? |
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I think Ebonics evolved out of jive. They wanted to put Ebonics classes in the schools one time in California. I't didn't happen.
Knocking boots = having sex ![]() I worked in a really scary psych. hospital once with all severe schizophrenics. Lots of them spoke in tongues, only the real word for it is glossolalia. <shiver> I only stayed there 7 months. TOO FREAKY and very scary and dangerous. |
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Are we assuming here that only Earthlings make it to heaven?
I think we just have to assume that everyone will just understand everyone, because for all we know, non-Earthlings may communicate in some other way than language. |
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