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In an effort to raise money for his defense, captured alleged serial bomber Eric Rudolph has decided to write a book. Captalizing on his good looks and boyish charm, the white supremecy extremist is working on a new diet book.
"I lost 50 pounds in five years. If I can do it anyone can," Mr. Rudolph stated to a walk through press call. Tentative titles for his book include Ten Most Wanted Diet and The FBI Fugitive Diet Plan .

Asked about the campsite "on a mountainside in Nantahala National Forest" (which) "includes a ``patio'' of meticulously laid, interlocking slate stones; a fire pit that still held ashes on Tuesday; and ``pantries'' dug into the ground that held large plastic containers of corn, beans and other grains," Mr. Rudolph cried out as the FBI hustled him away in chains "Read about it in my book! I have a chapter on smokeless coooking with grains."

Other chapters will include small furry rodents, finding insects in the winter, scrambled thrasher eggs and other delicacies. Prisoner Rudolph did not have time to say who would publish the book.