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03-11-2003, 01:43 PM
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A zen monk walks up to a hotdog stand...
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"Make me one with everything" 
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03-11-2003, 03:04 PM
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You missed the second part.
The hotdog guy makes a hotdog for the monk. The monk exchanges a $20 for the hotdog and waits for his change. When no change is forthcoming, he asks, "Hey, where's my change?" The hotdog guy replies, "Change must come from within." badum-tish *ducks flying projectiles* |
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03-12-2003, 02:20 PM
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03-12-2003, 03:40 PM
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Awww, I've never had a notworthy smilie before...
  Thanks.
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03-12-2003, 03:46 PM
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Three monks walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.
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03-13-2003, 11:17 AM
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