FRDB Archives

Freethought & Rationalism Archive

The archives are read only.


Go Back   FRDB Archives > Archives > IIDB ARCHIVE: 200X-2003, PD 2007 > IIDB General Discussion Forums (PRIOR TO JUN-2003)
Welcome, Peter Kirby.
You last visited: Today at 08:25 PM

 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 06-12-2003, 02:01 PM   #1
Veteran Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Orion Arm of the Milky Way Galaxy
Posts: 3,092
Default Double your pleasure with Wrigley's....

I will just let everyone who has not heard about it, read it
here.
Valentine Pontifex is offline  
Old 06-12-2003, 03:22 PM   #2
Regular Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Florida
Posts: 220
Default

breeding teddy bears and semen taste improver? Yep, now I have heard it all!
catmar is offline  
Old 06-13-2003, 04:12 AM   #3
Veteran Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 4,886
Default

Quote:
A pulsed electromagnetic field, from either a television set or a computer, can be created to manipulate the human nervous system, inducing sensations that range from relaxation to a "tonic smile," to sexual excitement or "sudden loose stool."
I'd like to try that!
excreationist is offline  
Old 06-13-2003, 02:43 PM   #4
Contributor
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas
Posts: 29,689
Default

This one sounds pretty cool:

Quote:
Registered pedigree stuffed animals, patent 6,482,067, David L. Pickens of Honolulu. From the patent: "A pair of opposite sex 'parent' toy animals are sold together with a serial number by which the parent's genotype and phenotype may be identified. The owner or owners of the 'parent' toy animals may register the parents with the manufacturer and subsequently request 'breeding' of the animals, whereupon the manufacturer makes at least one 'offspring' toy animal randomly selected from a litter having phenotypes [traits] determined according to the registered genotypes of the parents and the Mendelian laws of inheritance."
But then I guess one could just get a couple of bunnies and get rid of the middle-man.
Mageth is offline  
Old 06-13-2003, 06:45 PM   #5
Veteran Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Los Angeles Area
Posts: 1,372
Default

What if the progeny toy is determined to have downs syndrome or some other genetic defect?
fando is offline  
 

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 09:06 PM.

Top

This custom BB emulates vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2015, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.