livius drusus

Oh? And how exactly is this banned user going to be able to read your secret messages to him? As you yourself noted, "the user name account at IIDB was booted by negating entrance into forum." Either he has another username coming from another ip address, he's found a way to lurk in guest mode or he's got a mole copying and pasting threads for him. Surely if you have something to say to him, an email would be a far more effective communication method than posting on a board from which you know for a fact he is banned. Either way, it is truly amazing just how much you know about this person who also just happens to be the only other user on this board ever to have posted from your IP address.

You brought up the story. If you hadn't shown such obvious inside knowledge and clarity of detail, we might never have known who you were trying to use to sling mud on IIDB. As for your refusal to answer for your actions in the name of confidentiality, unless you are 2PAC's priest, psychiatrist or wife, you haven't got a leg to stand on.

I am disgusted, incidentally, at your shockingly cavalier attitude towards 2PAC's racist, sexist drivel. First you characterize his posts as "dialogue generated by a slang translator," as if he was just sitting there filing his nails while the slang translator got to work spewing filth. Now you claim we vilify him when we call his racist obscenities racist and obscene. Do you like 2PAC's posts, GySgt? Do you think they're cute or funny or innocuous? Because I think they're despicable and I'd like to know why you don't.

I would also point out that many posters from CF have also read 2PAC's posts and come to the conclusion the "IIDB staff" have.

You are still here and appear to be downright unscathed, so the heroic silence in the face of "mob rule" act is hardly convincing.

See above for my comments on this lemon juice and lighter method of coded public discourse.

Accusations, yes. I accuse you of having intentionally trolled two boards so you could deploy the story to make a point. As I am neither a judge nor your deity, condemnations are not my business.

Now, now. You've already lied repeatedly. There's no need to plagiarize St. Francis as well.

SULPHUR

Don't you feel a fool. What goes aound comes around. How do you live with yourself and if you are a christian God knows all

Kassiana

Asking Who Am I Leads to Sex

In what most CF regulars are saying is "typical of immoral non-Christians and people pretending to be Christians, of course we would never name names but their initials are Seeds and Annie Bellum..." a simple question about who people really are leads to reminiscences about sex on the Happy Heretic board.

"It's just disgusting," said anti-sex crusader Susie "Don't Touch Me!" Ann. "They actually say the word s-e-x and don't put it in God's context of marriage."

In fact, the way in which these memories have been shared has led at least one poster to believe that most of those engaged in this sex talk are gay. "I mean, I'm not a homophobe, but gay people are evil and going to hell, you know. And when I see all these women talking about how they met having oral sex and all...you know, I just get a leading from God that they need to stop the lesbianism and live celibate lives or get with a real man, like me. I mean, like anyone," said Hubert "Not A Homophobe But I Post On Every Thread Involving Homosexuality And Tell Anyone With a Position Different Than Mine That They're Going Against The Bible And Going To Hell" Hypocrite.

There have been some people with a more hopeful outlook, though. "I think maybe they're just looking for God, and that somehow God will use their obsession with sex to lead them to Him," said KristianLikeMe. "I see signs that they may be getting tired with Things Of This World."

The heretics, of course, confirmed this rumor. "Oh yeah, I'm gay as a sunset," said SunrayOfKass. "Just look at how I flirt with the women here, and haven't been married for nearly five years, and haven't exclusively dated men." Another heretic stated that he was a lesbian. "You bet. It's the best thing ever. Everyone loves seeing two gay women going at it, and I'm doing my part," said tenuousneck, grinning.

We're not sure what long-term effect this will have on the heretics, but for the time being, the CF regulars are warning against going to the HH board. "I mean, it's full of sex and unGodly ideas, like glorifying the self by polling people on who they really are and what they like to do. I'd rather spend my time reading the Bible and praying for those horrible sinful people," said FullofGodsJoySoThere.

--By Thed Harborn

Kassiana

Given that so many people here met in sex threads, are we saying that in order to make more friends, we should start up more sex threads, both here and at CF? Anyone not mind being banned?

Or should we just use more sexual innuendo here? For example, anyone want to come up and see my birds' etchings?

lunachick

Kassiana:

That was hilarious!! Cheers.

:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

Kassiana

Doesn't anyone have their kids watch Bear in the Big Blue House? When I was helping my friend establish her day care, that was a bright spot in the dimness of the rest of the Disney/Nickelodeon programming.

Oh, and sexual innuendo back at you, Gunna!

Kassiana

Hee hee hee hee hee...when you get inspired, you must write, I always say. I haven't come up with anything good enough for the Janus among us, but when I do, I imagine Thed will set his fingers to the keyboard again.

Lasher

Anytime, do you need to know how to track Ip's to? Do you know all you have to do is send an email to the ISP and they will gladly investigate it for you? Technology is a great thing, for those who understand it.

Lasher

Actually Smilin put ketchup on me earlier so maybe I am seasoned, rofl

livius drusus

Or maybe the "seasoned member" thing was GySgt's flaccid attempt at innuendo.