Godot

Alas, no I am not. I got the story in an email and felt this would be the appropriate thread to post it in and revel in the shameless plagiarisation. A damn funny story nevertheless.

snoiduspoitus

Never enter into a 'monogamous relationship' with a bonobo. They'll tear your heart out every time.

Shake

Yeah, it's always amazing when something inevitably happens to people who keep exotic pets. The family is always so shocked!
"Damn, I mean, we knew Fluffy liked Sally, but we never thought he'd start eating her leg one day! Strangest thing!"

Azathoth

Kids are good sources of nutrition for a growing pet.Many supplement companies are starting to realize this.

Paintballislife

omg, thats so messed up, lol....

pariah

i think u misunderstood (or i did...)

he wants the monkey to help him rob jeulry (how the fuck do u spell that?) stores

Azathoth

Yeah.Maybe it's not in the best of taste.(No pun intended).The supplement's original name was Orachel,which made for a pretty good container.I'm not sure what the kid's actual name is.

I don't know if I'd put a small child near those animals,either.I suppose she's supervised,but even a baby animal has a good bite,and sharp teeth.