Dark Jedi

Same thing, different orafices.

Basically a bag full of liquid (Usually water with a touch of vinegar) and a long nozzle.

Insert in vaginal (douche) or rectal (enema) opening and squeeze the bag for a cleansing wash.

Putney Swope

An enema is something that Anal Retentive mothers give to their children whenever those children appear to be sick. Basically, you take a special red rubber, hot water bottle and fill it with warm soapy water. This special red rubber, hot water bottle, has a hose coming off of the bottom of it, and a hole in the top so it can be hung from the shower curtain rod by a coat hanger. The afore mentioned, Anal Retentive mother then sits on the edge of the toilet, and takes the also afore mentioned, apparently about to be sick child across her knee. The hose of that special red rubber, hot water bottle is inserted up the ass of the now frightened and upset, apparently about to be sick child, and the floodgates are released on this hose which is coming off of the bottom of that special red rubber, soapy water holding piece of crap hanging off of the shower curtain rod.

The sadistic, anal retentive, worthless piece of shit mother, then giggles in delight as the rectum of her afore mentioned apparently about to be sick child fills up with warm, soapy water. When it appears that after a gallon of this crap has been pumped into the child, who is about to explode like an overfilled water balloon which has been thrown against a wall from a moving car, that sick, sadistic, satanic worshipping, anal retentive, worthless piece of shit mother, side steps the comode and places her frightened, about to burst from all that soapy water, child down on the seat of the comode, and giggles in delight as all that warm, soapy water shoots out of her afore mentioned, apparently about to be sick child's ass with enough force to rocket that child into a low earth orbit.

Some sick, sadistic mothers think that this modern day torture will drive the evil spirits out of her afore mentioned, apparently about to be sick, child's ass, thus instantly curing the child of whatever ails him. Of course if the child's affliction happens to be hemerroids and that child sees his shadow, it's 6 more weeks of bleeding piles. All in the name of torture.

This is also known as a "high colonic".

Same principle, different hole and usually relegated to the female of the species. Instead of warm soapy water, you substitute vinegar and water. Also, the female isn't catapulted into a low earth orbit when this slightly acidic mixture dribbles out

Neither device should be used unless prescribed by a psychiatrist, who is adequately versed in the nuances of child torture, as the health benefits of both have been brought into question by sympathetic medical personnel. Never mind the emotional trama inflicted on the afore mentioned, apparently about to be sick, child.

Why yes, my mother DID give me enemas on a regular basis when I was young. How did you know?
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Darth Dane

One choice is missing:

I'm guy, I will/would do both!

If the situation is comfortable why not?

If there is Love why not?





DD - Love Spliff

blame_the_gods

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...my tongue was so far up her ass, I kept bumping into the head of my own cock as she deep-throated me like a pro...


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Harumi

That's extremely disturbing. How in the world does washing your child's ass out make him less sick? Gotta wonder the logic of your mother there.

I think I remember my teacher mentioning the douche. He didn't speak very highly of it as I recall. Says that it indeed kills the bacteria, but bacteria necessary to keep the body healthy, and actually makes it more inclined to disease, rather than revitalizing a woman's 'feminine freshness'.

My heart goes out to you.

*hug*

southernhybrid

As the daughter in law of Putney's mom, I can assure you that to this day, she has no use for logic. While she is not the only one who has used this type of *ahem* therapy, I think in her case it has something to do with her history of obsessive compusive cleaning.

Harumi, just be glad you didn't grow up in the 50s.

johngalt

sick bastard

Putney Swope

So-Hy is right. Mom never had any use for logic, just fullfilling her sadistic tendencies. My father never hit me cause mom enjoyed that aspect of parenthood so much. She considered it to be a perk of the job.

I'm gonna wash that sick right out of your ass.

Harumi

Must be a 50's thing or something, especially in the south, because no one I know has ever heard of it. When I talked to my mom, she had never heard of it either.

In one of the rare moments where we actually agreed on something, she told me quite frankly that she thought that it was sick and stupid.

Is the enema thing still being done now? There should be a law or something against that.