orpheus last chant

i hope i'm not just repeating an old joke. but i liked this one:


-What do you get when you cross an Atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?
Someone who knocks on your door for absolutely no reason at all

JGL53

And never piss off any agnostics, or they'll burn a giant wooden question mark on your lawn.

orpheus last chant

hey, do you guys know the one about jesus who doesn't die on the cross and goes to search for his dad?

ieyeasu

ERm...Don't ask. Just tell.

orpheus last chant

ok, so jesus didn't die after all . he walks out of the grave and , totally dissilusioned travells through t he world looking for his dad.
on one road he meets an old guy who seemed very sad.

- what is it old man?
- oh, i am looking for my son. i don't know where he is...

with a sudden burst of hope jesus says:

- well, i am looking for my dad.....?

- really? said the old man hopeing as well. My son had one nail in this arm one in the other, one in his left leg and one in his right...

jesus, extaticly:


- daddy!

the old man:





- pinnochio!

Doctor X

BWA!HA!HA!HA!

Of there is the old . . . old . . . old one about Jesus Christ Superstar walking down the street . . . suddenly a woman runs past . . . he looks to see an Angry Mob of Stoners [Tm.--Ed.] . . . people with stones . . . not disappointed Grateful Dead fans . . . screaming "Stone her!!"

He checks the lighting . . . puts out his hand and yells "Stop! Let he without SIN" . . . waits for the dramatic pause . . . "cast the first stone!"

Angry Mob of Stoners [Tm.--Ed.] begin to murmer, gibber, and meap and let the stones drop.

Suddenly, an old crone approaches with a boulder . . . grunts . . . and brains the woman.

Jesus looks down at the crone and spake thusly:

"Ma, at times you piss me off!"

HA!HA!HA!HA! . . . HA! . . . ha! . . . heh . . . er . . . um . . . no sense of humor. . . .

--J.D.

Arken

Then there's the one about how Jesus got his name.

Joseph and Mary are in the manger with their newborn baby. Joseph is pacing back and forth frantically, trying to think of a good name.

"Well, Joseph?" Mary asks, "Have you thought up a good name for him yet?"

Just as she asks, Joseph stubs his toe on a horse stall door and yells, "JESUS CHRIST!"

And the rest is history.

Mediancat

In the spirit of the original post (the first is original, the second is not):

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Muslim?

Someone who says, "There is no God, and Muhammad is his prophet."

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Catholic?

An Episcopalian.


Rob aka Mediancat