The Naked Mage

1. I'm a terminal procrastinator. It affects my grades.

2. I never wear short pants.

3. I have the deepest voice of anyone I know.

4. I detest sweating. Not the activities normally associated with sweating, but the sweating itself.

5. I'm a habitual whistler.

6. Superfluous "smilie" emoticons annoy me. They make me think you're smug.

7. I have an extremely flexible nose.

8. I have a strong dislike for 99% of the Christians on this board.

9. I'm not a bad driver, but everyone around me is.

10. Like Nick down there, I also am agitated by ringing phones.

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Megusic

Well this is one of the few long threads I have actually made it through, so hear goes...

1. I am also a terminal procrastinator. I usually start papers at about 11 p.m. the night before they are due. I don't think I am very smart, especially after reading so many intellectual convos on II. However, I am an honors student.

2. Have been a proud member of the V Club for 20 years but am getting anxious to turn in the card. Am extremely horny but terrified of physical intimacey.

3. I love sleeping naked.

4. I highly dislike hairy men (ok, not the men, just the hair, especially armpit and chest hair).

5. Although I think my ability to concieve is amazing, I want to adopt my future children.

6. If I end up having a child of my own, and it is a boy, I will not circumsize him.

7. I believe that a good true hug can make my day better.

8. I like cheap wine and import beer.

9. I have small breasts and my areola's are exactly the size of a quarter (my roommates and i tend to start measuring things when we get bored)
9b. I have no idea why I felt the need to disclose that information. I think I just feel secure hiding behind my screen name....

10. <a href="http://www.realultimatepower.net/" target="_blank">http://www.realultimatepower.net/</a>
This website makes me laugh really hard!!! (sorry i don't know how to make a link)

&lt;3 meg

Nick Roberts

1) I'm married to the outwardly caustic but inwardly big softie Firedrop, an intermittant poster on this board.

2) I used to post here all the time, back in the big bad no -organised- topic -free for- all days, but then stopped. Now I've started again.

3) I've been a daddy for two weeks and a day, and my daughter is the most beautiful thing in the universe.

4) If I have cold feet, I use a hairdryer to warm them up.

5) I hate wallpaper.

6) Prawn Cocktail flavour crisps are my ultimate delicacy

7) If I could live in Australia, I would.

8) Ringing telephones fill me with irrational fear.

9) I haven't had a beer in nearly three weeks

10) I can only whistle by sucking inwards (how DO you do that outward blowy whistly thing ?!)

Arvel Joffi

Methoisochlorothiazalinone is my favorite. It makes me wonder what I'm rubbing into my scalp.

Megusic

wow, i guess i do know how to make a link. yay.

FreethinkinFeline

And awaaaay we go:
1. I have started a collection of snowman ornaments, for my future Xmas tree. I wish I could show you guys!
2. I wuv cats. Have a fat tuxedo colored cat in fact.
3. I love to bake. Warm chocolaty cookies anyone?
4. I have an irrational fear of ghosties and creepies, therefore, I sleep with the TV on.
5. I haven't shaved my legs in months.
6. I mentally undress every cute guy I see.
7. I can crack every bone in my body. My toes, neck, fingers, knees, elbows, jaw.
8. I kinda like country music.
9. I want to be a kindergarden teacher.
10. Glory!

Douglas J. Bender

heathenkitten,

Hey, me too - including my back all the way from the base of my spine to my neck. I can crack every joint in my body, including my wrists, except for the minor joint of each of my four small toes. Cracking my back and neck feels great, and I save about $50 on chiropactor visits. Actually, way back in the mid-1980's, I hurt my back lifting weights, and decided to go to a chiropractor. He said he could feel/determine where my back and neck were out of whack, and that the cracking sound I heard when he "manipulated" me was the vertebrae being put back in place, and that that was the treatment. I tested the treatment, by one day cracking my back and neck about 5 minutes before going to see the chiropractor - when he checked me, he did everything the usual way, and proceeded to attempt to "manipulate" me just as always. He tried and tried, but he could not get me to "crack", and he expressed extreme puzzlement at this. That was the last time I ever went to a chiropractor (obviously, they cannot, or at least he could not, actually determine what was going on; and they do not, or he did not, know what they, or he, are, or was, doing).


In Christ,

Douglas

FreethinkinFeline

In Christ??
What the heck are you doing IN Christ? Did he eat you or are you, um, being intimate with the long haired hippie?
Sorry, I have a weird sense of humor.

Jacey

1. I'm 24.
2. I belong to the FFRF and the ACLU.
3. I've been a Marine for 6 years as a combat correspondent (done reporting, photo-j, media relations, public affairs, TV & radio reporting and other stuff.)
4. I met God when I was 11.
5. I think God is Ric Flair.
6. I nearly cried during "Bowling for Columbine."
7. I just broke up with my girlfriend (thank Flair).
8. I'm a huge fan of independent cinema and Law and Order
9. And I love comic books too (going to get a Green Goblin tattoo eventually)
10. "I killed a bunch of people once"

Jacey

manderguy

Just wanting to be like everyone else...

1. The pets my wife and I share are two dogs, one snake, four turtles, and one pleco we inherited. I also have almost 100 house plants, but those are all mine.

2. I own a handful of aquaria. I have actually purchased or stole none of them.

3. I need to spend more time on my thesis and less time reading a thread that is 12 pages long.

4. After two months in our new neighborhood we've seen drug dealers, a drug sting, hookers, a hooker sting, several arson fires, and a body (suicide) pulled out of the river. And we don't think our neighborhood is too bad.

5. I'm luckily and happily married to an infidel.

6. I brew my own beer (all grain usually).

7. I do most (99.9%) of the cooking.

8. I enjoy college football and b-ball (and hockey), and I try not to obsess about it.

9. I think I'm slightly above average at just about everything I've done (except for tennis).

10. No one else thinks I can sing except me.
Huh.

Surprise #11. I tend to kill most threads I post on. Not immediately, but within a few posts.

manderguy