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scigirl · 06-14-2003, 07:57 AM

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This invention regards a dietary supplement formulation that significantly improves the taste of the male ejaculate.

I wonder how they are going to enroll subjects for "testing" this product. "Members from the lab were randomized to either take this product or a placebo. Next, 30 young large-breasted women, as determined by anthropometric measurement (mean 36 inches +/- 2, SD .5) were enrolled in the study..

scigirl

JGL53 · 06-14-2003, 11:33 AM

I'm thinking about patenting a new vaginal fluid flavor enhancer. Naturally, I can't give out the exact formula, but it will contain around eighty per cent freeze-dried soy sauce, ten per cent freeze-dried rice wine vinegar, and ten per cent freeze-dried wasabi.

Anson · 06-14-2003, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by scigirl
I wonder how they are going to enroll subjects for "testing" this product. "Members from the lab were randomized to either take this product or a placebo. Next, 30 young large-breasted women, as determined by anthropometric measurement (mean 36 inches +/- 2, SD .5) were enrolled in the study..

scigirl

Lmao.

paul30 · 06-18-2003, 03:57 PM

Pass me the mustard!

Shpongle · 06-18-2003, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by NonHomogenized
I'm hesitant to post this, as the mods will, most likely, delete it, but it's *soooooo* pertinent, that I feel obligated to at least make the attempt to share it:

You are commended for sharing.

Shake · 06-19-2003, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by scigirl
I wonder how they are going to enroll subjects for "testing" this product. "Members from the lab were randomized to either take this product or a placebo. Next, 30 young large-breasted women, as determined by anthropometric measurement (mean 36 inches +/- 2, SD .5) were enrolled in the study..

scigirl

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Originally posted by JGL53
I'm thinking about patenting a new vaginal fluid flavor enhancer.

I'd be willing to take the first product and have the results tested ... AND ... I'm also willing to be a tester for this second one!

Marduk · 06-19-2003, 03:42 PM

�I'm thinking about patenting a new vaginal fluid flavor enhancer.�

It�s called pineapple juice, or so I�ve read.

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06-14-2003, 11:33 AM	#12
JGL53 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outer Mongolia Posts: 4,091	I'm thinking about patenting a new vaginal fluid flavor enhancer. Naturally, I can't give out the exact formula, but it will contain around eighty per cent freeze-dried soy sauce, ten per cent freeze-dried rice wine vinegar, and ten per cent freeze-dried wasabi.

06-18-2003, 03:57 PM	#14
paul30 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Atlanta, GA USA Posts: 870	Pass me the mustard!

06-19-2003, 03:42 PM	#17
Marduk Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the 10th planet Posts: 5,065	�I'm thinking about patenting a new vaginal fluid flavor enhancer.� It�s called pineapple juice, or so I�ve read.

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