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Bumble Bee Tuna · 08-17-2003, 10:32 PM

Today I was talking to a Christian fundy online and he said:

"Jesus wants us in heaven even more than I want to be with Casey, which is hard for me to imagine"

to which I replied

"Technically, you already ARE imagining it."

I felt so clever! Allow me to revel in my rare burst of self-declared wit.

-B

Entropic_Gnosis · 08-17-2003, 10:39 PM

Bravo etc

I have to admit it was rather witty

Autonemesis · 08-17-2003, 10:43 PM

All he said was that it was hard to imagine, not impossible.

Maybe he was fishing for a compliment for accomplishing something that was a challenge for him.

Novowels · 08-18-2003, 01:33 AM

I've a spare notworthy lying around. So here.

:notworthy

Don't say I never gave ya anything.

RED DAVE · 08-18-2003, 01:53 AM

What you should have pointed out was that even thinking about being with Casey is, according to the Gospels (JC says it somewhere. It's the famous Jimmy Carter quote.), adultery in the heart.

RED DAVE

08-17-2003, 10:32 PM	#1
Bumble Bee Tuna Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Middletown, CT Posts: 7,333	My clever retort Today I was talking to a Christian fundy online and he said: "Jesus wants us in heaven even more than I want to be with Casey, which is hard for me to imagine" to which I replied "Technically, you already ARE imagining it." I felt so clever! Allow me to revel in my rare burst of self-declared wit. -B

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08-17-2003, 10:39 PM	#2
Entropic_Gnosis Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Library Posts: 372	Bravo etc I have to admit it was rather witty

08-17-2003, 10:43 PM	#3
Autonemesis Contributor Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: I've left FRDB for good, due to new WI&P policy Posts: 12,048	All he said was that it was hard to imagine, not impossible. Maybe he was fishing for a compliment for accomplishing something that was a challenge for him.

08-18-2003, 01:33 AM	#4
Novowels Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,658	I've a spare notworthy lying around. So here. :notworthy Don't say I never gave ya anything.

08-18-2003, 01:53 AM	#5
RED DAVE Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 10,532	What you should have pointed out was that even thinking about being with Casey is, according to the Gospels (JC says it somewhere. It's the famous Jimmy Carter quote.), adultery in the heart. RED DAVE

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