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sweep · 09-13-2003, 07:43 PM

what I really meant was to convey that dog/human relationship thing. ( wow! you like to fuck your dog?) No. wrong question.

Do you understand that bond, whereby you're, to put it bluntly, a 'stupid cunt' looking up to a grand master. Well, sometimes I am that 'stupid cunt' but it doesn't matter because when I see that my dog has nothing to offer than his incessant sleeping, eating, ball licking, snoring and farting, he's still great to have around.

So, even if you are a dog.... someone ownz you. Great logic, huh?

yelyos · 09-13-2003, 07:57 PM

Um...wrong thread?

sweep · 09-13-2003, 08:17 PM

your guess is as good as mine?

Gurdur · 09-13-2003, 08:34 PM

The dog/human interrelationship is one of the oldest domesticated animal relationships there is ---- and possibly the oldest.

It's also extremely wide-spread.

Dogs have been used for everything, from companions, to rescue sniffer dogs in earthquake zones, to bomb-detection, to house-mould-detection, and even house-termite-detection (sniffing again).

The relationship is simply without parallel in domestication.

yelyos · 09-13-2003, 08:43 PM

Certainly the dogs have good lives nowadays. They no longer have to work for human affection; they can simply exist and be fed, have shelter and exercise, and live out a perfectly fufilled animal life.

Are they more evolutionarily successful than humans, then? Bloody parasites...

Gurdur · 09-13-2003, 08:55 PM

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good lives nowadays. They no longer have to work for human affection; they can simply exist and be fed, have shelter and exercise, and live out a perfectly fufilled ..... life.

Are they more evolutionarily successful ..., then? Bloody parasites...

Like children, eh ?

Llyricist · 09-13-2003, 09:05 PM

Actually I am willing to admit that I am my dog's slave

At least up to the point that I am not.... things, even with dogs, seem to go both ways

The Other Michael · 09-13-2003, 09:10 PM

My, isn't this curious?

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Michael
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sweep · 09-14-2003, 04:26 PM

yelyos. You and I had better start looking for bombs!

*sex bombs*

but you say 'bloody parasites'. I tell you what. My dog would put his life on the line and warn me of danger. He would be the first to bite the dust, and I would worry and look for him. Dogs, unlike cats, are faithful (until they catch a whiff of pussy) dumb and courageous. Cats are calculating, independent, fastidious snobs- but they're furry and cute, of course.

yes, I have carried this analogy too far, and its starting to smell like a drunks socks.

finally, thanks to Micheal for 'moving my ass'- I miss the part where you go 'Hi sweep', but I guess I'm pretty low, even though that doesn't have the same ring to it.

09-13-2003, 07:43 PM	#1
sweep Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: sugar factory Posts: 873	move my ass what I really meant was to convey that dog/human relationship thing. ( wow! you like to fuck your dog?) No. wrong question. Do you understand that bond, whereby you're, to put it bluntly, a 'stupid cunt' looking up to a grand master. Well, sometimes I am that 'stupid cunt' but it doesn't matter because when I see that my dog has nothing to offer than his incessant sleeping, eating, ball licking, snoring and farting, he's still great to have around. So, even if you are a dog.... someone ownz you. Great logic, huh?

09-14-2003, 04:26 PM	#9
sweep Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: sugar factory Posts: 873	ruff yelyos. You and I had better start looking for bombs! sex bombs but you say 'bloody parasites'. I tell you what. My dog would put his life on the line and warn me of danger. He would be the first to bite the dust, and I would worry and look for him. Dogs, unlike cats, are faithful (until they catch a whiff of pussy) dumb and courageous. Cats are calculating, independent, fastidious snobs- but they're furry and cute, of course. yes, I have carried this analogy too far, and its starting to smell like a drunks socks. finally, thanks to Micheal for 'moving my ass'- I miss the part where you go 'Hi sweep', but I guess I'm pretty low, even though that doesn't have the same ring to it.

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09-13-2003, 07:57 PM	#2
yelyos Regular Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: northern suburbs of Toronto, Canada Posts: 401	Um...wrong thread?

09-13-2003, 08:17 PM	#3
sweep Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: sugar factory Posts: 873	your guess is as good as mine?

09-13-2003, 08:34 PM	#4
Gurdur Contributor Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Buggered if I know Posts: 12,410	The dog/human interrelationship is one of the oldest domesticated animal relationships there is ---- and possibly the oldest. It's also extremely wide-spread. Dogs have been used for everything, from companions, to rescue sniffer dogs in earthquake zones, to bomb-detection, to house-mould-detection, and even house-termite-detection (sniffing again). The relationship is simply without parallel in domestication.

09-13-2003, 08:43 PM	#5
yelyos Regular Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: northern suburbs of Toronto, Canada Posts: 401	Certainly the dogs have good lives nowadays. They no longer have to work for human affection; they can simply exist and be fed, have shelter and exercise, and live out a perfectly fufilled animal life. Are they more evolutionarily successful than humans, then? Bloody parasites...

09-13-2003, 09:05 PM	#7
Llyricist Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderale, FL Posts: 5,390	Actually I am willing to admit that I am my dog's slave At least up to the point that I am not.... things, even with dogs, seem to go both ways

09-13-2003, 09:10 PM	#8
The Other Michael Honorary Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In the fog of San Francisco Posts: 12,631	My, isn't this curious? TTFN, Michael MF&P Moderator (Maximus)

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