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Godless Dave · 04-03-2003, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Craig
[Kyle]
Natural Toothpaste? You mean that stuff that tastes like ass and doesn't fight cavities?
[/Kyle]

I'm sure I got the quote wrong, but that was a funny Southpark episode.

Was that the one with the Cherokee-hair tampons? Where Cheech and Chong were selling herbal remedies? "What are these toxins? Have you seen them?" "Stop asking questions!"

MadKally · 04-03-2003, 07:50 AM

It's me Dave, open the door man.
Dave's not here...

ps418 · 04-03-2003, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Craig
[Kyle]
Natural Toothpaste? You mean that stuff that tastes like ass and doesn't fight cavities?
[/Kyle]

I'm sure I got the quote wrong, but that was a funny Southpark episode.

Not as funny as the one where aliens come to earth and proclaim psychic John Edwards the universe's biggest douche.

Quote:

Stan: Look, my friend Kyle won't fly back home to Colorado. All I need you to do is just talk to him and tell him, you know, the whole talking to dead people isn't for real.

John Edward: Maybe it is for real.

Stan: Right, but it's not. It's a trick you do and I need you to just let my friend Kyle know that so he can go on with his life.

John Edward: Look, people have the right to be skeptical. I really hear voices in my head.

Stan: Yes. We all hear voices in our heads. It's called "intuition." Get over yourself and tell my friend it's just for fun.

John Edward: Look, what I do doesn't hurt anybody. I give people closure and help them cope with life.

Stan: No, you give them false hope and a belief in something that isn't real.

John Edward: But I'm a psychic.

Stan: No dude, you're a douche.

John Edward: I'm not a douche! What if I really believe that dead people talk to me?

Stan: Then you're a stupid douche

MadKally · 04-03-2003, 12:38 PM

The Reverend G-less Dave won't even let me have a smaller magnetic halo. This one hurts damnit!!!

Baloo · 04-03-2003, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Feather
Dumbass. They don't cure cancer. They cure arthritis and help the blood flow. Jeez. When will you people learn?

And here I've been trying to cure my arthitis with clustered water, like a sucker.

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MadKally Banned Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: LALA Land in California Posts: 433	It's me Dave, open the door man. Dave's not here...

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MadKally Banned Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: LALA Land in California Posts: 433	The Reverend G-less Dave won't even let me have a smaller magnetic halo. This one hurts damnit!!!

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