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winstonjen · 07-03-2003, 02:41 PM

Well, why? What was REALLY on YHWH's mind?

Mageth · 07-03-2003, 03:07 PM

Maybe they won a "free cruise" contest.

mikester · 07-03-2003, 03:14 PM

They bribed God.

winstonjen · 07-03-2003, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mikester
They bribed God.

With the Monica Lewinsky Method?

Jutsuka · 07-03-2003, 04:26 PM

They were not saved because there was no flood...

Roland98 · 07-03-2003, 05:32 PM

They probably just had the coolest clothes. It was such a popularity contest back then.

id.s · 07-03-2003, 07:07 PM

They were chosen from gOD.?

fried beef sandwich · 07-04-2003, 02:51 AM

Because God had a grudge against Ham and thought of an overly elaborate plan to curse him.

"Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism!"

Azathoth · 07-04-2003, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fried beef sandwich
Because God had a grudge against Ham and thought of an overly elaborate plan to curse him.

Hence,the ban on eating pork.

BigBadShrubbery · 07-04-2003, 04:42 AM

They weren't really righteous, they just were the best at kissing Lord Almighty's ass.

View Poll Results: Why was Noah's Family Spared?
God thought they would look cute in incest together	30	56.60%
God couldn't be bothered saving anyone else	7	13.21%
They were the first family that he found	4	7.55%
They actually WERE righteous	1	1.89%
Other (Please Explain)	11	20.75%
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07-03-2003, 02:41 PM	#1
winstonjen Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,425	Why was Noah's Family Saved from the Flood? Well, why? What was REALLY on YHWH's mind?

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07-03-2003, 03:07 PM	#2
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	Maybe they won a "free cruise" contest.

07-03-2003, 03:14 PM	#3
mikester Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 813	They bribed God.

07-03-2003, 04:26 PM	#5
Jutsuka Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 144	They were not saved because there was no flood...

07-03-2003, 05:32 PM	#6
Roland98 Contributor Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Gilead Posts: 11,186	They probably just had the coolest clothes. It was such a popularity contest back then.

07-04-2003, 02:51 AM	#8
fried beef sandwich Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 1,156	Because God had a grudge against Ham and thought of an overly elaborate plan to curse him. "Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism!"

07-04-2003, 04:42 AM	#10
BigBadShrubbery Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Finland Posts: 129	They weren't really righteous, they just were the best at kissing Lord Almighty's ass.