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Goober · 07-23-2003, 12:33 AM

Jutsuka posted this link in a different thread, but I though it was so funny it deserved to be here:

Joelogon's Foolproof Guide to Making Any Woman Your Platonic Friend

You've gotta love some of the do's and don'ts

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DO play and replay scenarios in your mind where you come out and declare your true feelings to her, whereupon you proceed directly to frenzied yet sensitive, passionate, and completely fulfilling love-making.
DO NOT actually attempt this.

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DO listen to all her problems with men:
No matter how many times you have heard her make these same mistakes (with other men), DO NOT get so entranced by her soft, full lips that you lean forward and kiss her. (Fantasize about it instead.)
DO feel the knife twisting and your insides tearing up as you listen to this
DO develop a gnawing enviousness that grows into an insane jealousy

Story of my life, unfortunately.

echidna · 07-23-2003, 01:31 AM

Mine too.

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