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JonathanChance · 03-30-2003, 10:54 PM

I'd go for the Militant Evil Empire Employees, myself.

Shake · 03-31-2003, 08:07 AM

Yeah, I'd have to agree with you. I don't think the nuns would know what they were doing. Besides don't some Wal-Marts sell guns anyway? Also, the nuns would probably get lost in those big buildings, and then the militant employees could knock 'em off one at a time and take their guns. Then when they had enough, they could face the nuns head-to-head!

MrFrosty · 03-31-2003, 09:45 AM

Anybody who works in retail and suffers the BS of consumers is potentially a borderline psychotic.
Walmart employees win!
Plus a fictitious Gawd isn't going to help you dodge bullets. Evidence: All those lovely Christian U.S. marines who died.

Monkeybot · 03-31-2003, 12:25 PM

Nuns. Almost any Catholic elementary student will tell you they're mean as shit when they want to be.

JonathanChance · 03-31-2003, 06:35 PM

Yeah, but if these Evil empire Employees are like any of the Evil empire employees I've dealt with in the past, they are so inept that the couldn't in the immortal words of Bishop Brennan, "Organize a nunshoot in a nunnery".

Hedwig · 03-31-2003, 07:06 PM

Speaking from experience (at least in the sales category) I'd say that the Militant Wal-Mart employees would cause the most damage. Working in Wal-Mart long enough would cause someone to lose the will to live so they'd probably attempt to take as many people with them as possible.

Eudaimonist · 03-31-2003, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by Monkeybot
Nuns. Almost any Catholic elementary student will tell you they're mean as shit when they want to be.

Nuns. They are the Bene Gesserit.

Monkeybot · 03-31-2003, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by Hedwig
Speaking from experience (at least in the sales category) I'd say that the Militant Wal-Mart employees would cause the most damage. Working in Wal-Mart long enough would cause someone to lose the will to live so they'd probably attempt to take as many people with them as possible.

Yeah, but nuns are on a CRUSADE. They're out to beat the love of Jesus into you. Or, as the case may be, empty several rounds of the love of Jesus into you

(lmao Eudaimonist!)

Thanatoast · 03-31-2003, 10:39 PM

Eudaimonist sez:

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Nuns. They are the Bene Gesserit.

Yeah, I'd like to see Mother Angelica from EWTN pull some nasty Weirding Way shit on somebody's ass. 'Twould be cool.

Wildheart · 03-31-2003, 11:50 PM

Many of the employees at my local Walmart are pretty scary. I'd have to put my money on them.

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Militant Wal-Mart employees.	21	60.00%
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JonathanChance Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Stevens Point, WI Posts: 538	POINTLESS POLL: Who would win? I'd go for the Militant Evil Empire Employees, myself.

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03-31-2003, 08:07 AM	#2
Shake Contributor Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Folding@Home in upstate NY Posts: 14,394	Yeah, I'd have to agree with you. I don't think the nuns would know what they were doing. Besides don't some Wal-Marts sell guns anyway? Also, the nuns would probably get lost in those big buildings, and then the militant employees could knock 'em off one at a time and take their guns. Then when they had enough, they could face the nuns head-to-head!

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MrFrosty Moderator - Miscellaneous Discussions Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Shenzhen, S.E. China (UK ex-pat) Posts: 14,249	Anybody who works in retail and suffers the BS of consumers is potentially a borderline psychotic. Walmart employees win! Plus a fictitious Gawd isn't going to help you dodge bullets. Evidence: All those lovely Christian U.S. marines who died.

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Monkeybot Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 8,102	Nuns. Almost any Catholic elementary student will tell you they're mean as shit when they want to be.

03-31-2003, 06:35 PM	#5
JonathanChance Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Stevens Point, WI Posts: 538	Yeah, but if these Evil empire Employees are like any of the Evil empire employees I've dealt with in the past, they are so inept that the couldn't in the immortal words of Bishop Brennan, "Organize a nunshoot in a nunnery".

03-31-2003, 07:06 PM	#6
Hedwig Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 3,921	Speaking from experience (at least in the sales category) I'd say that the Militant Wal-Mart employees would cause the most damage. Working in Wal-Mart long enough would cause someone to lose the will to live so they'd probably attempt to take as many people with them as possible.

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Wildheart Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: United States Posts: 56	Many of the employees at my local Walmart are pretty scary. I'd have to put my money on them.

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