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Cynical-Chick · 06-02-2004, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jade

This thread is really more appropriate for Humor...

I would argue it's ~~E~~ material.

tracer · 06-02-2004, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by erimir

I dunno, Uranus's testes didn't grow back, they turned into Aphrodite instead.

So a god's liver will regenerate overnight, but a god's 'nads won't?

That sounds like selective reality enforcement to me!

(Although, technically, Uranus wasn't a god, he was 2 generations prior to the gods.)

Loren Pechtel · 06-02-2004, 03:43 PM

There's a limited supply of goddesses. By now the gods have fucked them all and are probably tired of them. Mortal women, though, are in far greater supply.

Besides, how can they say no?

JEST2ASK · 06-02-2004, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by WinAce

Because mortal women are the cutest, hottest, wittiest and most intelligent pieces of loveable meat that ever lived.

:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

I have to agree ...

Azathoth · 06-03-2004, 06:05 AM

Mortal women are far more mentally stable. Immortality takes it's toll on anyone, including Goddesses.

Take the aforementioned Aphrodite, for example, and look at some of the things she did to relieve her boredom.

Really, would anyone want to have a relationship with someone who was, obviously, completely nuts.

Adora · 06-04-2004, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Azathoth

Mortal women are far more mentally stable.

You do't hang around a lot of Mortal women, do you?

Azathoth · 06-04-2004, 01:42 AM

Oh, I might have been around the odd one, before.

It's the percentage of craziness among both groups that's the key.

Although there are mortals with various mental problems,it is quite possible to find a mortal woman that's free of them. Finding a Goddess in the pantheons where mortal fucking goes on, that doesn't have problems of one kind or another, is nearly impossible.

To be fair, the Gods in Aphrodite's pantheon were no better, with their own mental problems and hang ups, that likely made them less than appealing to the Godesses, too.

At one time or another, many of them, such as Ares for example, definitely were fucking nuts.

TimeGoddess · 06-14-2004, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by WinAce

Because mortal women are the cutest, hottest, wittiest and most intelligent pieces of loveable meat that ever lived.

You are SO wrong.

highpreistess · 06-15-2004, 05:40 AM

Well let's get a little technical here. In the book of Enoch, Enoch witnesses
the Pact made by 113 angels on mt horeb, these angels are led by Azazel,
and this only happens after the sin of Cain, who wishes to take control
of his brother's womb. The angels make a pact that they would incarnate
onto the earth as one. One Blood. This bloodline has been around since
the beginning of time.

The nephilim needed women, obviously to create this bloodline. And they
raped whom they would, and took any woman pleasing to them. Women
became enslaved to the nephilim. They became totally subservient to
the Nephilim and their progeny the giants.

Now it wasn't the sons of men who thought this bloodline was divine.
It was part of the edicts of the nephilim who took control over the earth,
and began monarchy. After all only those with divine blood should rule.
And this is how the earth became steeped in the bloodline of the
nephilim, this bloodline, also the red dragon, crept into every corner
of the earth, so that these nephilim could reign forever upon it, by using
this bloodline to incarnate and reincarnate through. This bloodline, or
this red dragon is also known as Satan.

foolsparade · 06-17-2004, 06:37 PM

Mortal women are on a timeline. There is an expected end. Therefore they tend to make the most of it. An immortal woman would realize that their existence is eternal and therefore wouldn't put in the extra effort. Plus mortal women die,a nd a god would have bragging rights to other god's. for example "yeah, I got her once and now she's dead!"

06-15-2004, 05:40 AM	#29
highpreistess Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: in freedom Posts: 41	gods? fucking women Well let's get a little technical here. In the book of Enoch, Enoch witnesses the Pact made by 113 angels on mt horeb, these angels are led by Azazel, and this only happens after the sin of Cain, who wishes to take control of his brother's womb. The angels make a pact that they would incarnate onto the earth as one. One Blood. This bloodline has been around since the beginning of time. The nephilim needed women, obviously to create this bloodline. And they raped whom they would, and took any woman pleasing to them. Women became enslaved to the nephilim. They became totally subservient to the Nephilim and their progeny the giants. Now it wasn't the sons of men who thought this bloodline was divine. It was part of the edicts of the nephilim who took control over the earth, and began monarchy. After all only those with divine blood should rule. And this is how the earth became steeped in the bloodline of the nephilim, this bloodline, also the red dragon, crept into every corner of the earth, so that these nephilim could reign forever upon it, by using this bloodline to incarnate and reincarnate through. This bloodline, or this red dragon is also known as Satan.

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06-02-2004, 03:43 PM	#23
Loren Pechtel Obsessed Contributor Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Not Mayaned Posts: 96,752	There's a limited supply of goddesses. By now the gods have fucked them all and are probably tired of them. Mortal women, though, are in far greater supply. Besides, how can they say no?

06-03-2004, 06:05 AM	#25
Azathoth Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The centre of infinity Posts: 1,181	Mortal women are far more mentally stable. Immortality takes it's toll on anyone, including Goddesses. Take the aforementioned Aphrodite, for example, and look at some of the things she did to relieve her boredom. Really, would anyone want to have a relationship with someone who was, obviously, completely nuts.

06-04-2004, 01:42 AM	#27
Azathoth Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The centre of infinity Posts: 1,181	Oh, I might have been around the odd one, before. It's the percentage of craziness among both groups that's the key. Although there are mortals with various mental problems,it is quite possible to find a mortal woman that's free of them. Finding a Goddess in the pantheons where mortal fucking goes on, that doesn't have problems of one kind or another, is nearly impossible. To be fair, the Gods in Aphrodite's pantheon were no better, with their own mental problems and hang ups, that likely made them less than appealing to the Godesses, too. At one time or another, many of them, such as Ares for example, definitely were fucking nuts.

06-17-2004, 06:37 PM	#30
foolsparade Regular Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Pa. Posts: 226	Mortal women are on a timeline. There is an expected end. Therefore they tend to make the most of it. An immortal woman would realize that their existence is eternal and therefore wouldn't put in the extra effort. Plus mortal women die,a nd a god would have bragging rights to other god's. for example "yeah, I got her once and now she's dead!"

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