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Hedwig · 01-03-2003, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by Mediancat
Is there an actual movie called Johnny Pneumonic? (I suppose he's a big blowhard.)

Or were you thinking of Johnny Mnemonic instead?

(Just in case I missed a really lousy movie . . .)

Rob aka Mediancat

You're right about that. I stand corrected. I think I'd blocked the real name out to prevent myself from ever renting it during an obviously insane moment.

Puck · 01-03-2003, 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by Loren Pechtel
P4 3ghz with 2gb of ram, 200gb HD. Dos 1.0.

(Note: Dos 1.0 did not support subdirectories. IIRC 256 files maximum.)

ooooh, with a 28k modem, arggghhhhh.

lunachick · 01-03-2003, 10:27 PM

My version of hell is the fundies version of heaven. Aaarrrggghhhhh! For crissakes, someone turn that heavenly singing off and play some Tool!!! Aaaarrrrgggghhhhhh.

rebelnerd · 01-03-2003, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by Puck
ooooh, with a 28k modem, arggghhhhh.

I have a working 300 baud, external modem I could donate.

My Hell:

Dual 1.25ghz G4, PowerMac, no OS except DOS 1.0

Filo

Strawberry · 01-04-2003, 01:14 AM

The song "If You Wanna Be Happy for the Rest of Your Life (Never Make a Pretty Woman Your Wife)" is on repeat.

I am forced into a continuous orgy with Dubya and Charlton Heston. They won't shut up about their "guns" or how they're going to "shoot a big load of ammo." Jerry Falwell is standing over us, naked from the waist down and blatantly masturbating while yelling out misogynistic Bible verses alternated with sex tips.

Hmm, maybe that's not funny...

GunnerJ · 01-04-2003, 07:22 AM

...if the Big G is real and reading this thread, you're all screwed.

God: (Takes a break from trolling as Gemma) Say, this "Hell" thread is good shit! (Starts taking notes) I'll see you guys later... mwa ha ha... MWA hahahaha... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Turbns into a bat and flies off)

Hmmm... odd how I always get God mixed up with Dracula.

Azathoth · 01-04-2003, 07:41 AM

I figure he would have picked up a few from Hieronymous Bosch,already.Now,there's a guy with a creative mind.

Quote:

Hmmm... odd how I always get God mixed up with Dracula.

Or the Count .

"One.One sinner going to Hell."

"Two.Two sinners going to hell!"

"Three.Three sinners going to hell!!"

"Mwahahaha!" (cue lightning)

Jackalope · 01-04-2003, 08:12 AM

One word: Stairs.

Or the dread No Handicapped Access
(wait, that's normal life...)

happyboy · 01-04-2003, 08:14 AM

dr seuss still scares the hell out of me. how can anyone look at those drawings and read those stories and NOT be creeped out?

happyboy

Non-praying Mantis · 01-04-2003, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kind Bud
Heaven
Is where the police are British, the cooks French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian, and it is all organised by the Swiss.

Hell
Is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German, and it is all organised by Italians.
[/B]

I have a T-shirt that says exactly the same thing!

Hmmm...it seems my parents went to hell, and all I got was the lousy t-shirt!

NPM

01-04-2003, 07:22 AM	#26
GunnerJ Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: a place where i can list whatever location i want Posts: 4,871	Don't you guys realize... ...if the Big G is real and reading this thread, you're all screwed. God: (Takes a break from trolling as Gemma) Say, this "Hell" thread is good shit! (Starts taking notes) I'll see you guys later... mwa ha ha... MWA hahahaha... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Turbns into a bat and flies off) Hmmm... odd how I always get God mixed up with Dracula.

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01-03-2003, 10:27 PM	#23
lunachick Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NZ Posts: 7,895	My version of hell is the fundies version of heaven. Aaarrrggghhhhh! For crissakes, someone turn that heavenly singing off and play some Tool!!! Aaaarrrrgggghhhhhh.

01-04-2003, 01:14 AM	#25
Strawberry Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lancaster, PA/Toronto, ON, Canada Posts: 627	The song "If You Wanna Be Happy for the Rest of Your Life (Never Make a Pretty Woman Your Wife)" is on repeat. I am forced into a continuous orgy with Dubya and Charlton Heston. They won't shut up about their "guns" or how they're going to "shoot a big load of ammo." Jerry Falwell is standing over us, naked from the waist down and blatantly masturbating while yelling out misogynistic Bible verses alternated with sex tips. Hmm, maybe that's not funny...

01-04-2003, 08:12 AM	#28
Jackalope Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hayward, CA, USA Posts: 1,675	One word: Stairs. Or the dread No Handicapped Access (wait, that's normal life...)

01-04-2003, 08:14 AM	#29
happyboy Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: on the border between here and there, WV Posts: 373	dr seuss still scares the hell out of me. how can anyone look at those drawings and read those stories and NOT be creeped out? happyboy

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