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Rousseau_CHN · 01-18-2003, 03:00 PM

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Atheists: How do you explain the incorrupted bodies of Roman Catholic saints and martyrs? (ex. St. Bernadette)

The same way I explain the incorrupted body of Napoleon Bonaparte: too much arsenic.

happyboy · 01-18-2003, 03:30 PM

wow, gemma. if preserving corpses is the best miracle your God can pull off these days, then i'd dare say he's slipped considerably in the power department......

he used to be able to flood the entire world (and then somehow get rid of all that excess water), raise the dead, forge entire galaxies in the blink of an eye, level entire cities in displays of nuclear-style wrath....and now he's reduced to preserving corpses. how pathetic.

happyboy

Gemma Therese · 01-18-2003, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by happyboy
...and now he's reduced to preserving corpses. how pathetic.

happyboy

And creating and sustaining someone like you.

Pathetic? No!

Gemma Therese

happyboy · 01-18-2003, 04:23 PM

soooooooooo....the human body needs "Godfuel" in order to function? please describe this Godfuel and why science hasn't found it yet.

happyboy

happyboy · 01-18-2003, 04:25 PM

oh, and btw: i was under the impression that my mom and dad made me, after a night of crazed love-making, not some bearded god of bronze age goat herders.

happyboy

Amie · 01-18-2003, 05:22 PM

Take it with a grain sweet Gemma...I think you are inspired.

Bree · 01-18-2003, 05:28 PM

Please take the Gemma-baiting (and Gemma-stroking) to PMs or a new thread

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01-18-2003, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by happyboy
oh, and btw: i was under the impression that my mom and dad made me, after a night of crazed love-making, not some bearded god of bronze age goat herders.

happyboy

Are you trying to tell us that your were an accident? and that despite you parents' craziness you were conceived? Great God, no?

01-18-2003, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by happyboy
soooooooooo....the human body needs "Godfuel" in order to function? please describe this Godfuel and why science hasn't found it yet.

happyboy

It's called Love with as capital L, from where we extract some eros and philia depending on our mood swing beteen hate and love.

hinduwoman · 01-18-2003, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by braces_for_impact
Exactly my point: lets compare the decomposition rates of the various religious leaders around the world, whomever has the least amount of moldy corpses wins!

The catholics would lose I'm afraid. I mean, the pope is already decomposing eh?

No fair! Hindus burn their bodies!
Hey, maybe that means the bodies are absolutely uncorrupted!

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01-18-2003, 03:30 PM	#52
happyboy Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: on the border between here and there, WV Posts: 373	wow, gemma. if preserving corpses is the best miracle your God can pull off these days, then i'd dare say he's slipped considerably in the power department...... he used to be able to flood the entire world (and then somehow get rid of all that excess water), raise the dead, forge entire galaxies in the blink of an eye, level entire cities in displays of nuclear-style wrath....and now he's reduced to preserving corpses. how pathetic. happyboy

01-18-2003, 04:23 PM	#54
happyboy Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: on the border between here and there, WV Posts: 373	soooooooooo....the human body needs "Godfuel" in order to function? please describe this Godfuel and why science hasn't found it yet. happyboy

01-18-2003, 04:25 PM	#55
happyboy Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: on the border between here and there, WV Posts: 373	oh, and btw: i was under the impression that my mom and dad made me, after a night of crazed love-making, not some bearded god of bronze age goat herders. happyboy

01-18-2003, 05:22 PM	#56
Amie Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: New York Posts: 1,626	Take it with a grain sweet Gemma...I think you are inspired.

01-18-2003, 05:28 PM	#57
Bree Veteran Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Twin Cities, USA Posts: 3,197	Please take the Gemma-baiting (and Gemma-stroking) to PMs or a new thread .

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