Butters

My wife and I have started playing a game. It started out one day when we were late and expected heavy traffic. We got to the main road to see everything was clear. We had just got thruogh talking about a freind of hers that believes Jesus is keeping his eye on her at all times, helping and protecting her. When we got on the road, my wife said "Gods looking out for us! We had a laugh, and it started being a running gag. If something lucky happens, we say God is helping us! Thank Jesus! or whatever. When something unlucky happens, we either say, Satan is messing with us, or "you didn't pray hard enough!"
And actually, it's sort of spooky, if you provide an explanition for both good and bad, you're bound to be right 100% of the time!