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ComestibleVenom · 07-07-2003, 01:29 PM

But truth is all relative to the obverver.:banghead:

Stiletto One · 07-07-2003, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by ComestibleVenom
But truth is all relative to the obverver.:banghead:

Stupidity is the only absolute in this universe: all else is relative!

*Smug, satisfied, sagely expression

Sakpo · 07-07-2003, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by ComestibleVenom
But truth is all relative to the obverver.:banghead:

Speak for yourself. I have no relation whatsoever with truth.

Shadowy Man · 07-07-2003, 03:31 PM

Truth is my second cousin once removed.

07-07-2003, 04:12 PM

Hmm, this reminds me of a talk I was having with a fundie at another forum. I asked them something along the lines of, "If the Bible said: "1+1=3," would you believe it?" Their reply was:

"Well, you see, 1+1 actually does equal 3! Let's take a house with a man and a pregnant woman in it. So, we have one man, plus one pregnant woman, which equals three people! See, 1+1=3 is true!"

That is one of the most idiotic replies I have ever gotten to any question I have posed, religious or not.

Stiletto One · 07-08-2003, 04:44 AM

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Originally posted by Ad Astra
STUFF

Well, I don't know, that's actually kind of clever.

But yeah, people are incredibly resourceful in finding ways not to think.

glycolysis · 07-08-2003, 02:30 PM

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"Well, you see, 1+1 actually does equal 3! Let's take a house with a man and a pregnant woman in it. So, we have one man, plus one pregnant woman, which equals three people! See, 1+1=3 is true!"

Thats beutifull.

Shadowy Man · 07-08-2003, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by Ad Astra

"Well, you see, 1+1 actually does equal 3! Let's take a house with a man and a pregnant woman in it. So, we have one man, plus one pregnant woman, which equals three people! See, 1+1=3 is true!"

But you see, the man actually has multiple personality disorder, so 1+1=4!!

But wait, the woman is carrying twins, so 1+1=5!!!

And perhaps one of the twins has inherited the father's multiple personality disorder, so actually 1+1=6!!

I ate Pascal's Wafer · 07-08-2003, 02:57 PM

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Well, you see, 1+1 actually does equal 3! Let's take a house with a man and a pregnant woman in it. So, we have one man, plus one pregnant woman, which equals three people! See, 1+1=3 is true!

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But you see, the man actually has multiple personality disorder, so 1+1=4!!

But wait, the woman is carrying twins, so 1+1=5!!!

And perhaps one of the twins has inherited the father's multiple personality disorder, so actually 1+1=6!!

Words fail me.

-Nick

Farren · 07-08-2003, 07:31 PM

Hey! I Ate Pascals Wafer! You must have eaten the last one.

I ate the other two. There was one... plus one... I think.

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07-07-2003, 01:29 PM	#11
ComestibleVenom Veteran Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,320	But truth is all relative to the obverver.:banghead:

07-07-2003, 03:31 PM	#14
Shadowy Man Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A Shadowy Planet Posts: 7,585	Truth is my second cousin once removed.

07-07-2003, 04:12 PM	#15
Ad Astra Guest Posts: n/a	Hmm, this reminds me of a talk I was having with a fundie at another forum. I asked them something along the lines of, "If the Bible said: "1+1=3," would you believe it?" Their reply was: "Well, you see, 1+1 actually does equal 3! Let's take a house with a man and a pregnant woman in it. So, we have one man, plus one pregnant woman, which equals three people! See, 1+1=3 is true!" That is one of the most idiotic replies I have ever gotten to any question I have posed, religious or not.

07-08-2003, 07:31 PM	#20
Farren Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: South Africa Posts: 2,194	Hey! I Ate Pascals Wafer! You must have eaten the last one. I ate the other two. There was one... plus one... I think.

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