ImGod

I wouldn't give you 20 bucks for that.

winterwooskie

with all the good you could do with a billion dollars, i would do anything.

like:

have an arm cut off.

have a leg or both legs cut off, i would like to have a wheelchair anyways since they seem like fun.

i would marry courtney love on national tv. not that i'm into marrying for money but to marry courtney love would be hilarious and the worst thing one of the worst things you could do. even if we were just married for the day and i tried getting out of it would be an ordeal, probably.

i would let gene simmons toss my salad. hehe

hump a teddy ruxbin doll.

i would have sex with one of the golden girls.

JerryM

I'd even become a Christian.

winterwooskie

anyone remember the skit on in living color when homie the clown sold out and started working for the man and all the kids stopped looking up to him? but he did all of it just so he could get the opportunity to hit the man with his bat thing.

you could work your way up to the pope and do that, hehe.

Shake

OK, so that's one thing I wouldn't do, even for [Dr. Evil]One. Billion! Dollars. [/Dr. Evil]

Heck, I remember back in the day when Tyson was kicking everybody's ass, I thought, yeah, I could stand in a ring for 15 seconds and get knocked out for a few million!

For a billion, you could even risk some sort of serious injury, 'cause you'd definitely be able to pay the medical bills!

seebs

Why should it be humiliating? I'd do something that people would be glad to have seen done. Actually, I have a soft spot in my heart for elaborate practical jokes, and one of my ideas is running a fake ad during the Superbowl. Just to let everyone wonder... what exactly was the point of that? How did that justify itself?

Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ

You name it. Well, almost. No rape, and there are two or so people who I wouldn't harm.

So what would I do? Take whatever anyone else posts here, combine it all, and I'd do that for half a billion.

Badfish

Run around naked singing Kumbaya and then shave my balls.

awww, heck just about anything, as long as it doesn't harm others, unless they were willing, cause i could give them a cut.

Straight Hate

Why not just cut to the chase and ask us to dredge up the most disgusting and humiliating acts we can think of? I see no other purpose for this thread.

Sincerely,
High-minded asshole

fatherphil

pretty much anything i'd be willing to do for minimum wage.