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AquaVita · 03-23-2003, 01:05 PM

Well...it was bound to happen sooner or later.

It's time for a best of show!

Using the mirror archive that Chicken Girl has so awesomely set up here, please list your favourite 3 entries!(3 only please) And please use the exact quotation used by the author, and of course give credit to said author.

Let's find out which entries really gave us a laugh!

To kick things off, I'll submit my favourite three.

Posted by theyeti:

In the advent of a Bush re-election, you have several options...

Posted by Sakpo:

"Wash your hands" of traditional long distance providers. Verizon has a new plan made specially for people like you.

Posted by Jamie_L:

If a nuclear bomb goes off at your destination, you may wish to pull over and consider going someplace else.

Your turn!

Non-praying Mantis · 03-23-2003, 02:26 PM

Funniest thread on the internet!

My favorites are:

1) on page 1: "Lightsaber - part 1 and part 2" - by The Lone Ranger

2) on page 5: "Once in a Lifetime" - by the Talking Heads, arranged by Silent Dave

3) on page 7: "Star Frontiers Human" - by JamieL

NPM

sakrilege · 03-23-2003, 03:02 PM

State of the Union, Mageth

oriecat · 03-23-2003, 03:22 PM

No offense, but what's the point? We've all read them. Yes, they're funny, but let it go.

cricket · 03-23-2003, 03:42 PM

C'mon oriecat join in the fun! It's not even past our bedtime! I'd prefer a thread that featured only my own favorites, of which there are many, but this thread will have to do. It was hard to choose just three (and orie, one of yours made it to my last cut!) Anyway, here are my three:

Posted by The Lone Ranger:

The middle of a terrorist attack is not an appropriate time to catch up on your reading or paperwork.

Posted by MortalWombat:

"Mom! Billy stole my last Bazooka Joe and shaved my head again!"

Posted by DigitalChicken:

Not another crappy version of Windows!! No!!

cricket · 03-23-2003, 03:51 PM

Maybe oriecat will give me her votes; so I can post three more?!

The Cromwell Institute · 03-23-2003, 04:45 PM

I think Elwoodblues' superb contribution deserves recognition:

"Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the fuck away."

:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

AquaVita · 03-23-2003, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cricket
Maybe oriecat will give me her votes; so I can post three more?!

I think it's safe to say she won't want her votes.

Have at it!!

cricket · 03-23-2003, 06:56 PM

Posted by oriecat:

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

Posted by Catseye

Watch out for giant mutant pointy-headed tapeworms that can climb stairs. They may be working with the terrorists.

Posted by Buddrow Wilson:

Remember terrorists are frightened by loud whistles and shouting...or was that bears.

Dark Jedi · 03-23-2003, 10:25 PM

Only one for me. It takes first, second, and third:

Bear in mind that these people will not only slow down your escape, but will be competing with you for rare and valuable resources. Act accordingly.

03-23-2003, 01:05 PM	#1
AquaVita Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dallas Posts: 4,351	If You Have Set Yourself On Fire: The Greatest Hits Vol.1 Well...it was bound to happen sooner or later. It's time for a best of show! Using the mirror archive that Chicken Girl has so awesomely set up here, please list your favourite 3 entries!(3 only please) And please use the exact quotation used by the author, and of course give credit to said author. Let's find out which entries really gave us a laugh! To kick things off, I'll submit my favourite three. Posted by theyeti: In the advent of a Bush re-election, you have several options... Posted by Sakpo: "Wash your hands" of traditional long distance providers. Verizon has a new plan made specially for people like you. Posted by Jamie_L: If a nuclear bomb goes off at your destination, you may wish to pull over and consider going someplace else. Your turn!

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03-23-2003, 02:26 PM	#2
Non-praying Mantis Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Roanoke, VA, USA Posts: 2,646	Funniest thread on the internet! My favorites are: 1) on page 1: "Lightsaber - part 1 and part 2" - by The Lone Ranger 2) on page 5: "Once in a Lifetime" - by the Talking Heads, arranged by Silent Dave 3) on page 7: "Star Frontiers Human" - by JamieL NPM

03-23-2003, 03:02 PM	#3
sakrilege Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cleveland, OH, USA Folding@Home Godless Team Posts: 6,211	State of the Union, Mageth

03-23-2003, 03:22 PM	#4
oriecat Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland OR USA Posts: 1,098	No offense, but what's the point? We've all read them. Yes, they're funny, but let it go.

03-23-2003, 03:42 PM	#5
cricket Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: St Louis MO USA Posts: 1,188	C'mon oriecat join in the fun! It's not even past our bedtime! I'd prefer a thread that featured only my own favorites, of which there are many, but this thread will have to do. It was hard to choose just three (and orie, one of yours made it to my last cut!) Anyway, here are my three: Posted by The Lone Ranger: The middle of a terrorist attack is not an appropriate time to catch up on your reading or paperwork. Posted by MortalWombat: "Mom! Billy stole my last Bazooka Joe and shaved my head again!" Posted by DigitalChicken: Not another crappy version of Windows!! No!!

03-23-2003, 03:51 PM	#6
cricket Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: St Louis MO USA Posts: 1,188	Maybe oriecat will give me her votes; so I can post three more?!

03-23-2003, 04:45 PM	#7
The Cromwell Institute Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Australia Posts: 766	I think Elwoodblues' superb contribution deserves recognition: "Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the fuck away." :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

03-23-2003, 06:56 PM	#9
cricket Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: St Louis MO USA Posts: 1,188	Posted by oriecat: Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you! Posted by Catseye Watch out for giant mutant pointy-headed tapeworms that can climb stairs. They may be working with the terrorists. Posted by Buddrow Wilson: Remember terrorists are frightened by loud whistles and shouting...or was that bears.

03-23-2003, 10:25 PM	#10
Dark Jedi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Afghanistan Posts: 4,666	Only one for me. It takes first, second, and third: Bear in mind that these people will not only slow down your escape, but will be competing with you for rare and valuable resources. Act accordingly.

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