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Ancient Sumerian |
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0 | 0% |
Aramaic |
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1 | 3.23% |
Italian |
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1 | 3.23% |
King James English |
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2 | 6.45% |
Ebonics |
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10 | 32.26% |
It don`t matter. God will unbabble our tongues and everyone will be able to understand everyone else regardless of the language they came into Heaven with. |
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5 | 16.13% |
Upon arriving in Heaven everyone is taught a brand new universal "Heaven langauge".. |
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0 | 0% |
People in Heaven don`t talk to each other. God has a "no talking" rule. |
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9 | 29.03% |
Heaven is split up into nations just like Earth and people of different nationalities with different languages are kept seperated from each other by huge magic walls. |
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1 | 3.23% |
People in Heaven know exactly what everyone else is thinking at all times so theres no need for words. |
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2 | 6.45% |
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oh... occasionaly a few pairs of Nikes.
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I voted for the "no talking" rule. If gawd can make up (and sometimes take back) random rules about celibacy before marriage, eating pigs, snakes eating dust, etc., a "no talking" rule to terrorize the inhabitants of heaven would seem to follow quite logically.
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Fenton misquoting me again. Tsk tsk. Are you sure you don't have dyslexia or something Fenton? Try reading from left to right next time.
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And I didn`t even do it this time. Did you see any quotation marks? It was a joke. Quote:
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But seriously,I don`t think me misquoting you is a serious enough problem to get out your prayer clothe. ![]() Btw, Did you vote in my poll? |
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No I didn't, but the last is pretty close.
Of course I've spoken in tongues spontaneously, so I don't worry much about these little problems. Rad |
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