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View Poll Results: What language is spoken in Heaven? | |||
Ancient Sumerian | 0 | 0% | |
Aramaic | 1 | 3.23% | |
Italian | 1 | 3.23% | |
King James English | 2 | 6.45% | |
Ebonics | 10 | 32.26% | |
It don`t matter. God will unbabble our tongues and everyone will be able to understand everyone else regardless of the language they came into Heaven with. | 5 | 16.13% | |
Upon arriving in Heaven everyone is taught a brand new universal "Heaven langauge".. | 0 | 0% | |
People in Heaven don`t talk to each other. God has a "no talking" rule. | 9 | 29.03% | |
Heaven is split up into nations just like Earth and people of different nationalities with different languages are kept seperated from each other by huge magic walls. | 1 | 3.23% | |
People in Heaven know exactly what everyone else is thinking at all times so theres no need for words. | 2 | 6.45% | |
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oh... occasionaly a few pairs of Nikes.
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I voted for the "no talking" rule. If gawd can make up (and sometimes take back) random rules about celibacy before marriage, eating pigs, snakes eating dust, etc., a "no talking" rule to terrorize the inhabitants of heaven would seem to follow quite logically.
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Fenton misquoting me again. Tsk tsk. Are you sure you don't have dyslexia or something Fenton? Try reading from left to right next time.
You're lucky God has such strict free will rules. In your case, he might open the earth again. Now I'm gonna have to pray for you again Fenton. It took 3 days of prayer and fasting before you got that Jesus loved you. Getting you to quote me correctly, oh boy....I may not make it. Rad |
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No I didn't, but the last is pretty close.
Of course I've spoken in tongues spontaneously, so I don't worry much about these little problems. Rad |
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