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B34RZ0R · 06-03-2003, 11:23 PM

It is WRONG TURN..

~~~Spoilers (I guess) ahead so heed this warning if you actually plan to see this pile of dog links~~~

Me and my lady-friend went to see this on saturday as we both find the occasional horror movie funny/entertaining. Well we should have stayed home and slapped each other in the face... It would have been more entertaining than this movie. They stole the plot from an X - Files episode and mixed in a lil cannibalism (sp?)!!! I liked three parts in the whole movie... the bad guys sawed off this chicks arm (they didnt show it right off but you knew what they were doing) and the blood was just pouring out onto the floor, when the most annoying woman in the movie got killed her head was partially decapitated and the top half of her skull was left sitting on an ax stuck in a tree... lastly toward the end of the movie there was a decapitation via meat cleaver that they SHOWED!! ok so I am not a sicko

I just like a good ol horror movie once in a while..

WHICH THIS MOVIE WAS NOT!!!!

So thats my two cents.. which is more than what a ticket to this movie is worth

Bear

MrFrosty · 06-04-2003, 02:41 AM

If it sucked more than Dreamcatcher then it would be a major achievement...

B34RZ0R · 06-04-2003, 04:14 AM

this film made Dreamcatcher look like cinima verite (sp?)
ok Dreamcatcher had one of my favorite scenes so far this year in a movie..

A dude craps out a lamprey on steroids!!!!!

LMFAO!!!
*Bear*

nogods4me · 06-04-2003, 04:42 AM

Any nekkid Eliza Dushku scenes?

KoopaFanatic · 06-04-2003, 10:03 AM

Hmm... A bad horror movie starring an actress from Buffy that I'll wind up seeing anyway once it's out on video...

Why am I experiencing hardcore deja vu right now?

tronvillain · 06-04-2003, 11:22 AM

Well, I will be seeing it anyway, and will then present my opinion of it. Oh, and if you thought they "stole" the plot from an X-Files episode (I know the one you are thinking of) you haven't been watching enough movies (The Hills Have Eyes, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, etc).

Straight Hate · 06-04-2003, 06:41 PM

Don't ever rent "Biohazardous".

Worst movie ever. You know how awful movies are so cheesy and bad they're hilarious? This one even failed at that. Total shit.

Coming up: 'When Roommates Rent Movies'

tronvillain · 06-04-2003, 07:25 PM

I would wager that I have seen worse, but it is hard to be sure. I'll have to watch Biohazardous.

Dark Jedi · 06-05-2003, 12:20 AM

You want bad? Rent Evolution.

I believe it was meant to be a parody type "bad" flick, but they even botched that.

B34RZ0R · 06-05-2003, 02:10 AM

From tronvillan
"Well, I will be seeing it anyway, and will then present my opinion of it. Oh, and if you thought they "stole" the plot from an X-Files episode (I know the one you are thinking of) you haven't been watching enough movies (The Hills Have Eyes, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, etc)."

Yes I have seen both of those.. though I will admit that I haven't seen Hills since I was a wee lad. I didnt really think that this movie had much in similarity with TCM (cannabilism yes but that would be the only similarity). But yeah I just REALLY noticed the similarity between this movie and the episode we both saw..which I think was one of the more nasy - good episodes

*Bear*

06-03-2003, 11:23 PM	#1
B34RZ0R Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lost in the Ether, Minnesota Posts: 1,436	If I can stop you from seeing one movie this year..... It is WRONG TURN.. ~~~Spoilers (I guess) ahead so heed this warning if you actually plan to see this pile of dog links~~~ Me and my lady-friend went to see this on saturday as we both find the occasional horror movie funny/entertaining. Well we should have stayed home and slapped each other in the face... It would have been more entertaining than this movie. They stole the plot from an X - Files episode and mixed in a lil cannibalism (sp?)!!! I liked three parts in the whole movie... the bad guys sawed off this chicks arm (they didnt show it right off but you knew what they were doing) and the blood was just pouring out onto the floor, when the most annoying woman in the movie got killed her head was partially decapitated and the top half of her skull was left sitting on an ax stuck in a tree... lastly toward the end of the movie there was a decapitation via meat cleaver that they SHOWED!! ok so I am not a sicko I just like a good ol horror movie once in a while.. WHICH THIS MOVIE WAS NOT!!!! So thats my two cents.. which is more than what a ticket to this movie is worth Bear

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06-04-2003, 02:41 AM	#2
MrFrosty Moderator - Miscellaneous Discussions Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Shenzhen, S.E. China (UK ex-pat) Posts: 14,249	If it sucked more than Dreamcatcher then it would be a major achievement...

06-04-2003, 04:14 AM	#3
B34RZ0R Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lost in the Ether, Minnesota Posts: 1,436	this film made Dreamcatcher look like cinima verite (sp?) ok Dreamcatcher had one of my favorite scenes so far this year in a movie.. A dude craps out a lamprey on steroids!!!!! LMFAO!!! Bear

06-04-2003, 04:42 AM	#4
nogods4me Contributor Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Baltimore, MD USA Posts: 17,432	Any nekkid Eliza Dushku scenes?

06-04-2003, 10:03 AM	#5
KoopaFanatic Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,867	Hmm... A bad horror movie starring an actress from Buffy that I'll wind up seeing anyway once it's out on video... Why am I experiencing hardcore deja vu right now?

06-04-2003, 11:22 AM	#6
tronvillain Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 5,658	Well, I will be seeing it anyway, and will then present my opinion of it. Oh, and if you thought they "stole" the plot from an X-Files episode (I know the one you are thinking of) you haven't been watching enough movies (The Hills Have Eyes, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, etc).

06-04-2003, 06:41 PM	#7
Straight Hate Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 4,171	Don't ever rent "Biohazardous". Worst movie ever. You know how awful movies are so cheesy and bad they're hilarious? This one even failed at that. Total shit. Coming up: 'When Roommates Rent Movies'

06-04-2003, 07:25 PM	#8
tronvillain Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 5,658	I would wager that I have seen worse, but it is hard to be sure. I'll have to watch Biohazardous.

06-05-2003, 12:20 AM	#9
Dark Jedi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Afghanistan Posts: 4,666	You want bad? Rent Evolution. I believe it was meant to be a parody type "bad" flick, but they even botched that.

06-05-2003, 02:10 AM	#10
B34RZ0R Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lost in the Ether, Minnesota Posts: 1,436	From tronvillan "Well, I will be seeing it anyway, and will then present my opinion of it. Oh, and if you thought they "stole" the plot from an X-Files episode (I know the one you are thinking of) you haven't been watching enough movies (The Hills Have Eyes, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, etc)." Yes I have seen both of those.. though I will admit that I haven't seen Hills since I was a wee lad. I didnt really think that this movie had much in similarity with TCM (cannabilism yes but that would be the only similarity). But yeah I just REALLY noticed the similarity between this movie and the episode we both saw..which I think was one of the more nasy - good episodes Bear

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