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seebs · 07-29-2003, 11:55 PM

I couldn't stop myself:

---
>Sanjiang auto die factory (...) though it is a Chinese website.

Dear sirs:

While we, too, would like to see Tibet liberated, and are sympathetic to the Falun Gong movement, we hate unsolicited email.
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Ronin · 07-30-2003, 12:36 AM

Quote:

I couldn't stop myself:

---
>Sanjiang auto die factory (...) though it is a Chinese website.

Dear sirs:

While we, too, would like to see Tibet liberated, and are sympathetic to the Falun Gong movement, we hate unsolicited email.
---

Don't hold back, seebs...you're a hoot.

<pssst...anyone know wtf he's on about?!>

WWSD · 07-30-2003, 01:13 PM

My email response of the day is actually from Monday.

It says:

by the way, i think i have leukemia... in my hip.

No, I said, you don't have the leukemia, you have a stress injury from running four billion miles over the weekend.

Cynical-Chick · 07-31-2003, 05:22 PM

"Enlarge your penis up to 4 inches!"

(note that I'm a feisty female)

"My mommy sez i haf to wate till i am a big boy."

Loren Pechtel · 07-31-2003, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cynical-Chick
"Enlarge your penis up to 4 inches!"

(note that I'm a feisty female)

So? In a sense your partner's penis is yours. Unless you're lesbian this isn't a valid criticism.

fried beef sandwich · 07-31-2003, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cynical-Chick
"Enlarge your penis up to 4 inches!"

What if your penis is already over 4 inches?

Cynical-Chick · 07-31-2003, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fried beef sandwich
What if your penis is already over 4 inches?

I'm guessing it meant make it grow 4 inches.

I swear, if Yahell Mail doesn't upgrade their spam software...

Doctor X · 08-01-2003, 04:16 AM

I finally blocked yahoo.mail and told friends "too bad" [He has no friends.--Ed.].

It almost makes me wish for the infamous "e-mail postage" urban legend because it might bankrupt these idiots!

--J.D.

07-29-2003, 11:55 PM	#1
seebs Contributor Join Date: May 2002 Location: Saint Paul, MN Posts: 24,524	Email response of the day. I couldn't stop myself: --- >Sanjiang auto die factory (...) though it is a Chinese website. Dear sirs: While we, too, would like to see Tibet liberated, and are sympathetic to the Falun Gong movement, we hate unsolicited email. ---

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07-30-2003, 01:13 PM	#3
WWSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Albucrazy, New Mexico Posts: 1,425	My email response of the day is actually from Monday. It says: by the way, i think i have leukemia... in my hip. No, I said, you don't have the leukemia, you have a stress injury from running four billion miles over the weekend.

08-01-2003, 04:16 AM	#8
Doctor X Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: USA Posts: 3,794	I finally blocked yahoo.mail and told friends "too bad" [He has no friends.--Ed.]. It almost makes me wish for the infamous "e-mail postage" urban legend because it might bankrupt these idiots! --J.D.

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