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Howay the Toon · 04-10-2003, 08:36 AM

I was watching a documentary about a Striptease Contest last night (Out of purely acadmeic interest you understand

) when one of the contestants made one of the daftest god-related remarks I've ever heard.

"I've been praying so hard to win this contest. People keep wishing me luck, but I don't believe in luck, I believe in God"

Paul2 · 04-10-2003, 09:03 AM

maybe the god she worships doesn't have a problemwith strippers?

BioBeing · 04-10-2003, 09:09 AM

Did she win??? Or does God prefer blondes*?

*Or someone with a hair color different to the girl in question obviously.

beth · 04-10-2003, 09:11 AM

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Originally posted by BioBeing
Did she win??? Or does God prefer blondes*?

Of course he does!

Bree · 04-10-2003, 09:17 AM

Duh - Mary was blonde!

pz · 04-10-2003, 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by blondegoddess
Of course he does!

I think you mean, "Of course she does!", don't you?

beth · 04-10-2003, 09:23 AM

Maybe you're right. I was going on the assumption that gentlemen prefer blondes, but we all know god isn't a gentleman.

Beetle · 04-10-2003, 10:20 AM

Does anybody know what church the lady in question attends? It sounds like have some "seeker-friendly" theology going on there!

7thangel · 04-10-2003, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by Beetle
Does anybody know what church the lady in question attends? It sounds like have some "seeker-friendly" theology going on there!

She's probably a Myth-odist! Or maybe a Bop-tist...But most likely a Pro-tease-tant.

Want to go there?

wildernesse · 04-10-2003, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by Bree
Duh - Mary was blonde!

:notworthy

04-10-2003, 08:36 AM	#1
Howay the Toon Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Bicester UK Posts: 863	God and the Stripper I was watching a documentary about a Striptease Contest last night (Out of purely acadmeic interest you understand ) when one of the contestants made one of the daftest god-related remarks I've ever heard. "I've been praying so hard to win this contest. People keep wishing me luck, but I don't believe in luck, I believe in God"

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04-10-2003, 09:03 AM	#2
Paul2 Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,088	maybe the god she worships doesn't have a problemwith strippers?

04-10-2003, 09:09 AM	#3
BioBeing Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 6,004	Did she win??? Or does God prefer blondes? Or someone with a hair color different to the girl in question obviously.

04-10-2003, 09:17 AM	#5
Bree Veteran Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Twin Cities, USA Posts: 3,197	Duh - Mary was blonde!

04-10-2003, 09:23 AM	#7
beth Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: where orange blossoms bloom... Posts: 1,802	Maybe you're right. I was going on the assumption that gentlemen prefer blondes, but we all know god isn't a gentleman.

04-10-2003, 10:20 AM	#8
Beetle Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Massachusetts State Home for the Bewildered Posts: 961	Does anybody know what church the lady in question attends? It sounds like have some "seeker-friendly" theology going on there!

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