MadMordigan

Every few weeks Daddy prepares for his date night. He gets spruced up and heads out to paint the town. But this date is not with his wife. It is with his teenage daughter. They head out to a roadhouse bar and a cheap motel. Dad will give his daughter tips on proper manners, how to act with men, and why her purity makes Daddy feel so good. An impression is made. When parent-child date nights are a regularly scheduled activity on the calendar, Mom can take her son out to teach him how to treat a young ditchpig with the respect and admiration she deserves. Or she can take her daughter out to discuss the fine art of appropriate slutting and behaving like a whore. Dad can help son learn how to drink beer, tell lies, and how to act appropriately at a peeler bar. In these moments, all kinds of wonderful benefits occur - including planned and unplanned 'discussions'.

Mageth

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What if instead of teaching your kids to be scientifically illiterate creationists you taught them what Darwin's theory actually says?

RufusAtticus

Because Jesus don't like that.

Bree

Damn - if only my mother had shown her love for me in this way. I could have saved myself a lot of trouble.

RufusAtticus

You might want to consider changing the last word to intercourse.