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Biff the unclean · 06-26-2003, 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by River
THESE ARE NOT THINGS TO MOCK.

Boy are you posting on the wrong board

Inconnu · 06-26-2003, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Calzaer
Muhammad had sexual relations with cows.

Well, I hope you have photographs to prove THAT little gem!

Bumble Bee Tuna · 06-26-2003, 11:27 AM

to play devil's advocate, I quote from my Religious Studies textbook, "Inside Islam":

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The Prophet married Khadijah, older as we know by 15 years, and led a happily monogamous life by all accounts until her death in 619. There are no hints of improper behavior during this period.

Once Islam spread, the war produced many widows. They would come to the Prophet in desperate straits. Many were daughters or wives of close companions. Sauda, the first wife to be married after Khadijah's death, was a widow of forty, and one of the muslims who had migrated to Abyssinia to escape persecution. She had a son by a previous husband. Rather than leave Sauda and her son to fend for themselves in a society still used to treating women with cruelty, the Prophet asked to share his home in honorable marriage.

The Prophet contracted 12 marriages in all after Khadijah...most were...between forty and fifty...these women would have been elderly. If the Prophet had wished for sensual pleasure, therewould have been no dearth of any kind of women available to him.

-Inside Islam, page 38, "Muhammed", by Akbar S. Ahmed.

There you have it. No mention of a 6-9 year old, though.

on a side note, this topic is hilarious.

-B

sphinx wui · 06-26-2003, 12:56 PM

From Sahih Bukhari,section 76549D page # 67410987

Abdulah ibn Masoud said that prophet Mohamed gathered the Muslims one day and told them � Oh Muslims, I committed a great sin, I was so horney few weeks ago and I can�t find anything to fuck but a horney cow, I did it, so what motherfuckers! Praise Allah! But the sad part of the story is that this cow is pregnant now, her offspring will be stupid as shit and they will be kicked out of this land to settle in a far a way land behind the sea of darkness in an area has the name of one of the geographic directions, the stupidest of them all will be a guy who his first syllable of his name is similar to a foot disease and the other syllable will be similar to an African country. If this guy said anything stupid about me Muslims, tell him to go and milk his mother first�

sphinx wui · 06-26-2003, 01:00 PM

Inconnu wrote,

Well, I hope you have photographs to prove THAT little gem.

Sure, check the family album of the guy mentioned in the above prophecy.

Omar

sphinx wui · 06-26-2003, 01:08 PM

Emotional wrote,

I was just joking, I know Muhammad wasn't a son of a whore.

I know that you are joking but guess what, I wasn�t joking about Jesus and I was very serious and I do know that Jesus was a son of a whore.

Omar

Inconnu · 06-26-2003, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by sphinx wui

Sure, check the family album of the guy mentioned in the above prophecy.
Omar

Right! Thats me converted!

sphinx wui · 06-26-2003, 01:59 PM

The Pope died and like all good Christians he went to Heaven and knocked on the pearly gates. Peter opened up and asked who was calling. "I'm the Pope," said the Pope.
Peter picked up the phone and rang Jesus. "There's someone here who says he's the Pope, do you know him?"
"No, never heard of him. Send him to hell," says Jesus.
"That's not right," protests the Pope. "I demand you ring God himself."
So Peter rang God and said: "We've got someone who says he's the Pope. Do you know him?"
God answered, "No. Never heard of him. Send him to hell."
"Then I demand you ring the Holy Spirit," said the Pope.
Peter rang and said: "I have someone here claiming to be the Pope. Do you know him?"
"Yes," said the Holy Spirit. "He's the one who told everyone I got Maria pregnant. Send him to hell."

http://www.secularism.org.uk/humour.htm

Rational BAC · 06-26-2003, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sphinx wui
Emotional wrote,

I was just joking, I know Muhammad wasn't a son of a whore.

I know that you are joking but guess what, I wasn�t joking about Jesus and I was very serious and I do know that Jesus was a son of a whore.

Omar

I am not joking either------------Need your definition of whore.

I don't read in the Bible where Mary was paid to do anything at all.

Do you?

PS----I hate lousy usage of language just for effect. You should be ashamed of yourself intellectually.

Consequent Infidel · 06-26-2003, 09:38 PM

hey sphinx, aren't you a muslim? does your religion allow you to say that about jesus and his mother ?

btw people....the holy prophet muhammad did not marry Aisha at the age of 9...she was 6 when he married her...but he having great morals did not fuck her before she is 9 y-o .

06-26-2003, 12:56 PM	#34
sphinx wui Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: egypt Posts: 253	a prophecy came true, praise Allah! From Sahih Bukhari,section 76549D page # 67410987 Abdulah ibn Masoud said that prophet Mohamed gathered the Muslims one day and told them � Oh Muslims, I committed a great sin, I was so horney few weeks ago and I can�t find anything to fuck but a horney cow, I did it, so what motherfuckers! Praise Allah! But the sad part of the story is that this cow is pregnant now, her offspring will be stupid as shit and they will be kicked out of this land to settle in a far a way land behind the sea of darkness in an area has the name of one of the geographic directions, the stupidest of them all will be a guy who his first syllable of his name is similar to a foot disease and the other syllable will be similar to an African country. If this guy said anything stupid about me Muslims, tell him to go and milk his mother first�

06-26-2003, 01:59 PM	#38
sphinx wui Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: egypt Posts: 253	He's the one who told everyone I got Maria pregnant!!! The Pope died and like all good Christians he went to Heaven and knocked on the pearly gates. Peter opened up and asked who was calling. "I'm the Pope," said the Pope. Peter picked up the phone and rang Jesus. "There's someone here who says he's the Pope, do you know him?" "No, never heard of him. Send him to hell," says Jesus. "That's not right," protests the Pope. "I demand you ring God himself." So Peter rang God and said: "We've got someone who says he's the Pope. Do you know him?" God answered, "No. Never heard of him. Send him to hell." "Then I demand you ring the Holy Spirit," said the Pope. Peter rang and said: "I have someone here claiming to be the Pope. Do you know him?" "Yes," said the Holy Spirit. "He's the one who told everyone I got Maria pregnant. Send him to hell." http://www.secularism.org.uk/humour.htm

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06-26-2003, 01:00 PM	#35
sphinx wui Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: egypt Posts: 253	Inconnu wrote, Well, I hope you have photographs to prove THAT little gem. Sure, check the family album of the guy mentioned in the above prophecy. Omar

06-26-2003, 01:08 PM	#36
sphinx wui Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: egypt Posts: 253	Emotional wrote, I was just joking, I know Muhammad wasn't a son of a whore. I know that you are joking but guess what, I wasn�t joking about Jesus and I was very serious and I do know that Jesus was a son of a whore. Omar

06-26-2003, 09:38 PM	#40
Consequent Infidel Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ... Posts: 34	hey sphinx, aren't you a muslim? does your religion allow you to say that about jesus and his mother ? btw people....the holy prophet muhammad did not marry Aisha at the age of 9...she was 6 when he married her...but he having great morals did not fuck her before she is 9 y-o .

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