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deist · 07-14-2003, 09:16 AM

Mediancat · 07-14-2003, 09:22 AM

There's an error in the equation.

The love of money is the root of evil, not money itself.

The equation breaks down from there, alas.

Rob aka Mediancat

Shadowy Man · 07-14-2003, 09:27 AM

If girls require time and money, shouldn't it be: girls = time + money?

deist · 07-14-2003, 09:29 AM

"love of" would be an undefined function of the variable money, and perhaps the original "girls" as well...

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Shai Hulud · 07-14-2003, 11:29 AM

There's also a math error.
If Girls = (Sqrt(Evil)� then Girls = Money AND Girls = - Evil.

But I think it's meant to be a joke

Shai-Hulud

Jimmy Higgins · 07-14-2003, 12:32 PM

What else can we conclude?

Well if time = money and money is the root of all evil, then time is also the root of all evil, therefore: evil = time^2

Girls = time^2 as well.

So girls = +evil and -evil, time^2, and money^2

Gamer4Fire · 07-15-2003, 03:45 AM

The relationship with girls equaling time and money are geometric, the more time spent the more money spent, and visa versa. Therefore it does indeed equal Money^2.

Jimmy Higgins · 07-15-2003, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gamer4Fire
The relationship with girls equaling time and money are geometric, the more time spent the more money spent, and visa versa. Therefore it does indeed equal Money^2.

Actually, now that I think about it, the equation

Quote:

girls = time * money

is not true. Based on what you just said, as more time is spent, so is money. However, g = t*m would indicate an inversely proportional relationship to time and money, ie the more time spent, the less money is spent when assuming a constant girl. The same is said of the other way, the more money spent, the less time spent with the girl (which is true of prostitutes, but hardly can form a conclusive relationship between money and time with women as a whole!).

Therefore g = t*m is false. Now perhaps, a better solution would be that g(r) = dt/dr + dm/dr + C where dm/dr is intimately related to dt/dr.

Dan<Devil> · 07-15-2003, 05:35 PM

I tried to 'crossbreed' Dilbert's theorem on salary with this theory about girls....
We start at girls = time + money (slight modification)
But we know from Dilbert's theorem on salary that money = work/knowledge
That leads to girls = time + work/knowledge

You may find Dilbert's theorem on salary here

chanoc · 07-16-2003, 02:18 PM

I am a poor student, have no time for a realationship, yet I still attract hotties.

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07-14-2003, 09:22 AM	#2
Mediancat Contributor Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Baltimore County, MD Posts: 19,644	There's an error in the equation. The love of money is the root of evil, not money itself. The equation breaks down from there, alas. Rob aka Mediancat

07-14-2003, 09:27 AM	#3
Shadowy Man Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A Shadowy Planet Posts: 7,585	If girls require time and money, shouldn't it be: girls = time + money?

07-14-2003, 09:29 AM	#4
deist Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: USA Posts: 29	"love of" would be an undefined function of the variable money, and perhaps the original "girls" as well... ________ http://deus.org "Wisdom is a divine pursuit"

07-14-2003, 11:29 AM	#5
Shai Hulud Regular Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Belgium Posts: 165	There's also a math error. If Girls = (Sqrt(Evil)� then Girls = Money AND Girls = - Evil. But I think it's meant to be a joke Shai-Hulud

07-14-2003, 12:32 PM	#6
Jimmy Higgins Contributor Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Proud Citizen of Freedonia Posts: 42,473	What else can we conclude? Well if time = money and money is the root of all evil, then time is also the root of all evil, therefore: evil = time^2 Girls = time^2 as well. So girls = +evil and -evil, time^2, and money^2

07-15-2003, 03:45 AM	#7
Gamer4Fire Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NAS Atlanta Posts: 2,104	The relationship with girls equaling time and money are geometric, the more time spent the more money spent, and visa versa. Therefore it does indeed equal Money^2.

07-15-2003, 05:35 PM	#9
Dan<Devil> Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Bucharest, Romania Posts: 29	I tried to 'crossbreed' Dilbert's theorem on salary with this theory about girls.... We start at girls = time + money (slight modification) But we know from Dilbert's theorem on salary that money = work/knowledge That leads to girls = time + work/knowledge You may find Dilbert's theorem on salary here

07-16-2003, 02:18 PM	#10
chanoc Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Auke Bay, Alaska Posts: 422	I am a poor student, have no time for a realationship, yet I still attract hotties.

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