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azidhak · 03-19-2003, 04:43 AM

Yess, finally we get to see some action on our screens over here! That means that the cable network will make CNN free, and last but not least FOX NEWS IS ON!! All I've got is the STUPID UNBIASED reports from BBC World, NRK etc. It'll be nice to see some TRUE AMERICAN reporting from the frontlines from patriots that don't take little things like TRUTH and OBJECTIVITY seriously! I'll get Bill O'Reilly to tell me what is UNAMERICAN. GO BUSH!!! Don't let civillian casualties stand in the way for world domination. "Ein Volk, ein Welt, ein Reich!"

Haakon

dangin · 03-19-2003, 05:58 AM

Don't get too settled up there in Norway. After Iraq, North Korea, Columbia, and France, you are on our list. But don't worry, after we take you over, you will have 17 times more mcdonalds, starbucks coffee shops, and Phillips 66 stations. We'll save you from yourselves, and make you more ameerikan.

Arvel Joffi · 03-19-2003, 08:46 AM

"Phillips 66?" Never heard of it. Does that mean that we here in Oregon aren't American?

Eudaimonist · 03-19-2003, 08:50 AM

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Originally posted by ArvelJoffi
"Phillips 66?" Never heard of it. Does that mean that we here in Oregon aren't American?

Oregon is the next target after Iraq. I'd start stockpiling chemical weapons if I were you.

Corwin · 03-19-2003, 09:33 AM

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Originally posted by Eudaimonist
Oregon is the next target after Iraq. I'd start stockpiling chemical weapons if I were you.

HAH

We're so far ahead of you it isn't even funny.... ever heard of Albany?

godlessmath · 03-19-2003, 11:36 AM

Yes! All sortsa people are going to die! Yes!

Marduk · 03-19-2003, 03:47 PM

"here comes president kill again
president kill wants killing again
from the white house to number 10"
XTC

Viti · 03-19-2003, 04:01 PM

I know I am safe in Las Vegas, we are the center of the US economy ya know

a8o · 03-19-2003, 11:27 PM

There are some contries that don't have fast food. Give them their McDonalds, give them their 711. They haven't even tasted goodness yet.

Of course, sources: The Herd - An Elefant Never Forgets (elefanttraks)

Kim o' the Concrete Jungle · 03-19-2003, 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by a8o
There are some contries that don't have fast food. Give them their McDonalds, give them their 711. They haven't even tasted goodness yet.

I live in a country where McDonalds recently posted its first ever loss. Brings a patriotic tear to my eye, does that.

Long live the meat pie! Long live the chico roll! All hail the real hamburger, which everyone who's anyone knows is supposed to have onion, beetroot, barbecue sauce, bacon, egg, lettuce, cheese, beef, and a slice of pineapple on it.

03-19-2003, 04:43 AM	#1
azidhak Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 818	Yohoo, war is coming! I'll get Fox News!! Yess, finally we get to see some action on our screens over here! That means that the cable network will make CNN free, and last but not least FOX NEWS IS ON!! All I've got is the STUPID UNBIASED reports from BBC World, NRK etc. It'll be nice to see some TRUE AMERICAN reporting from the frontlines from patriots that don't take little things like TRUTH and OBJECTIVITY seriously! I'll get Bill O'Reilly to tell me what is UNAMERICAN. GO BUSH!!! Don't let civillian casualties stand in the way for world domination. "Ein Volk, ein Welt, ein Reich!" Haakon

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03-19-2003, 05:58 AM	#2
dangin Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Middle, Kansas Posts: 2,637	Don't get too settled up there in Norway. After Iraq, North Korea, Columbia, and France, you are on our list. But don't worry, after we take you over, you will have 17 times more mcdonalds, starbucks coffee shops, and Phillips 66 stations. We'll save you from yourselves, and make you more ameerikan.

03-19-2003, 08:46 AM	#3
Arvel Joffi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 3,359	"Phillips 66?" Never heard of it. Does that mean that we here in Oregon aren't American?

03-19-2003, 11:36 AM	#6
godlessmath Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 906	Yes! All sortsa people are going to die! Yes!

03-19-2003, 03:47 PM	#7
Marduk Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the 10th planet Posts: 5,065	"here comes president kill again president kill wants killing again from the white house to number 10" XTC

03-19-2003, 04:01 PM	#8
Viti Contributor Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Down South Posts: 12,879	I know I am safe in Las Vegas, we are the center of the US economy ya know

03-19-2003, 11:27 PM	#9
a8o Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 163	There are some contries that don't have fast food. Give them their McDonalds, give them their 711. They haven't even tasted goodness yet. Of course, sources: The Herd - An Elefant Never Forgets (elefanttraks)

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