Aravnah Ornan

Think about the prostate and where it is located. For those of you who don't know, the prostate is stimulated when two men do, ahem ahem, certain things.

Now, heathens who have fallen for the satanic lie of evil-lution might write off the location of the prostate as coincidence, but we who accept the infallible dogma of intelligent design know that it had to have been placed there for a purpose. The purpose, of course, is that the L-rd wants gay men to have fun. Praise!

scigirl

No no, silly. God put the prostate where he did (surrounding the urethra) in order to make urologists and oncologists rich. Because the prostate tends to hypertrophy (grow bigger) in older men and obstruct the urethra it can commonly cause incontinence - which is a sign of God's grace and wisdom. Also, it tends to get cancer as well due to its very intelligent design.

scigirl

Dale Merlin

I thought you said you were innocent of such things, Aravnah....
You must have done some research since you posted in the thread on the "most attractive part of a man's body."

meritocrat

I thought the prostate's role was in the creation of semen. I don't think it's an organ solely designed for receiving pleasure, like say a clitoris.

scigirl

Well God gave it several functions. In addition to creating semen, it also gives gay guys pleasure, and makes doctors rich. See how smart He is?

Well if you want to get technical, the clitoris is a vestigal organ - starts to develop like a penis, then shrinks a bit. It's the leftover tissue from where a penis would have been if testosterone is around. Mind you I ain't complaining or nothing.

Of course if you want to talk about the perfect design of female genetalia, you can't forget the fact that since the anus is so close to the urethra, we get urinary tract infections sometimes just from having normal old sex. Thanks God I love you too! Oh wait, no I don't.

scigirl

missus_gumby

...and it's also true that the Lord wants single men to have fun too! Yup, repeated solo sexual action is just what Jebus ordered. After all, the more the old prostrate gland thingy is exercised, the less chance there is of prostrate cancer. I know it is true, because the BBC had it as a news item.

Don't believe all that punishment for spilling your seed stuff in the babble. It's obvious god wants each and every man on the planet to go cross-eyed with at least a dozen swift ones off the wrist each week.

Martin

meritocrat

But a clitoris has no other physiological function, apart from receiving pleasure.

Like say a liver; THAT has a clear function within the body. A clitoris does not (to my knowledge anyhow, I'm not a doctor)

tronvillain

Why would the existence of the prostate prove that "God loves fags!" We heterosexual men can have our prostate stimulated as well (a finger or two during a blowjob for example).

Oh, and the clitoris is not a "vestigal organ" in any sense of the word. It has a large and complex internal structure, and anyone who thinks that women enjoying sex cannot have an evolutionary explanation (rather than simply being a spandrel) is fooling themselves.

mark9950

We were made so that jesus can have pleasure too.

id.s

That helpful information certainly filled in some gaps in my mind. Tronvillain, You certainly completed the explanation succinctly. Miss gumby(my head hurts) that is old news but certainly worth repeating. E-coli has a home on the 'taint' and can invade the vagina at any time. God does work in wonderful dark and deep mysterious ways.