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Howard · 08-15-2003, 04:15 AM

My name is Howard. I am a Capricorn. I like romantic walks on a moonlit beach; I am hung like a water buffalo, and I have underwear older than most people here.

My turn-ons include women with grotesquely huge breast implants and befouling goats.

I am a weak solipsist, in that I am not even sure that I exist. However, if I do, I am certain that the primary purpose of the universe is to provide me with comic material.

My goal in life is to someday lapse into an irreversible coma, then linger for decades as a burden to society.

Heathen Dawn · 08-15-2003, 04:30 AM

Low there, Howard.

Oops. Should have been:

08-15-2003, 04:15 AM	#1
Howard Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Orlando, Fl Posts: 5,864	High My name is Howard. I am a Capricorn. I like romantic walks on a moonlit beach; I am hung like a water buffalo, and I have underwear older than most people here. My turn-ons include women with grotesquely huge breast implants and befouling goats. I am a weak solipsist, in that I am not even sure that I exist. However, if I do, I am certain that the primary purpose of the universe is to provide me with comic material. My goal in life is to someday lapse into an irreversible coma, then linger for decades as a burden to society.

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08-15-2003, 04:30 AM	#2
Heathen Dawn Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 4,656	Low there, Howard. Oops. Should have been:

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