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Boro Nut · 04-19-2002, 03:30 AM

Only I've found a root that I suspect is very evil. I was thinking of planting it to see if I can grow some money, or is that just an old wives tale?

Boro Nut

dangin · 04-19-2002, 05:27 AM

I've got a Janet Craig Dracena that has been eyeballing me in a fairly evil way.

I'm also a little wary of my Variagated Wandering Jew.

The local insects believe my Pitcher Plant is the gateway to hell.

Lastly my Mother-In-Laws-Tongue . . . Well what more do I have to say.

Skepticwithachainsaw · 04-19-2002, 05:41 AM

Hmm, yes I distinctly avoid walking too close toMonkey Puzzle Trees because I swear they�re going to fall on me in a suicide attack.
I think their against me because of my name.

I used to have a Venus Fly Trap, but it wasn�t really evil, just very misunderstood. It tried to make friends with flies by ithugged them to hard.

Remember, the greener it is, the meaner it is.
Don�t trust vegetation.

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Mageth · 04-19-2002, 08:24 AM

What we call bull nettle here in Texas (there are a variety of other plants called bull nettle elsewhere):

<a href="http://www.noble.org/imagegallery/forbhtml/forbs151-200/F1821.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.noble.org/imagegallery/forbhtml/forbs151-200/F1821.jpg</a>

Species: Cnidoscolus texanus
Family: Euphorbiaceae

This is a very wicked, evil plant. Definitely demon-posessed. One encounter will convince you of this.

Amen-Moses · 04-19-2002, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by Boro Nut:
Only I've found a root that I suspect is very evil. I was thinking of planting it to see if I can grow some money, or is that just an old wives tale?

I think you've got it the wrong way round, you plant the money to grow an evil bush!

Amen-Moses

Boro Nut · 04-22-2002, 08:46 AM

Rubbish. I've wasted three hundred quid trying that one.

Boro Nut

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04-19-2002, 05:27 AM	#2
dangin Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Middle, Kansas Posts: 2,637	I've got a Janet Craig Dracena that has been eyeballing me in a fairly evil way. I'm also a little wary of my Variagated Wandering Jew. The local insects believe my Pitcher Plant is the gateway to hell. Lastly my Mother-In-Laws-Tongue . . . Well what more do I have to say.

04-19-2002, 05:41 AM	#3
Skepticwithachainsaw Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In your Imagination Posts: 69	Hmm, yes I distinctly avoid walking too close toMonkey Puzzle Trees because I swear they�re going to fall on me in a suicide attack. I think their against me because of my name. I used to have a Venus Fly Trap, but it wasn�t really evil, just very misunderstood. It tried to make friends with flies by ithugged them to hard. Remember, the greener it is, the meaner it is. Don�t trust vegetation. [ April 19, 2002: Message edited by: Skepticwithachainsaw ]</p>

04-19-2002, 08:24 AM	#4
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	What we call bull nettle here in Texas (there are a variety of other plants called bull nettle elsewhere): <a href="http://www.noble.org/imagegallery/forbhtml/forbs151-200/F1821.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.noble.org/imagegallery/forbhtml/forbs151-200/F1821.jpg</a> Species: Cnidoscolus texanus Family: Euphorbiaceae This is a very wicked, evil plant. Definitely demon-posessed. One encounter will convince you of this.

04-22-2002, 08:46 AM	#6
Boro Nut Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Middlesbrough, England Posts: 3,909	Rubbish. I've wasted three hundred quid trying that one. Boro Nut

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