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hezekiah jones · 05-02-2003, 07:58 PM

Craftsman tools (only the best you know) ...

Surely you meant Snap-On�.

Loren Pechtel · 05-02-2003, 08:33 PM

You don't get it! Sex toys are for sex in other the approved fashion--the form that gets you pregnant!

DonnieDarko · 05-02-2003, 08:36 PM

Well that is really ridiculous. If I ever get to visit Alabama I'm going to protest in my own way by masturbating as much as possible.

Daggah · 05-03-2003, 05:11 AM

What part of "if you don't like it, don't do it!" do these idiots not understand?

ex-xian · 05-03-2003, 05:18 AM

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Originally posted by christ-on-a-stick
Stop the world... I want to get off.

That's the problem too many women wanting to get off. If you all embraced you puritanical, pseudo-virgin role that god has in mind, none of this would be necessary.

Has everybody seen my puppy? There a thread here, where I put some pictures.

Belle · 05-03-2003, 05:32 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ex-xian
[B]That's the problem too many women wanting to get off. If you all embraced you puritanical, pseudo-virgin role that god has in mind, none of this would be necessary.

My first response to this was to gag. After cleaning up the coffee I decided this might actually work to enhance my marriage. Huuum let's see.....puitanical psuedo virgin...... plaid catholic school girl skirt, simple white button up blouse, maryjanes, over the knee socks, and a big lollipop. Sorry dear that's as close as I can get to anything virginal, but for the love of dog I really did try!

Azathoth · 05-03-2003, 12:49 PM

You'd think the battery lobby would have been all over this one.

Stephen Maturin · 05-03-2003, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonnieDarko
Well that is really ridiculous. If I ever get to visit Alabama I'm going to protest in my own way by masturbating as much as possible.

Now there's a terrific idea! I have no plans to visit Alabama in the near future (or ever, for that matter), but physical presence in that state really shouldn't be of any consequence at all, should it? After all, this is about solidarity. Henceforth, all of my appallingly frequent five-knuckle shuffle activities shall be dedicated to our oppressed brothers and sisters living in the land of Roymooreia.

mabel · 05-03-2003, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by Godless Dave
WTF indeed.

The really funny part is Alabamans are going to have to buy their sex toys from out of state, either by crossing state lines or mail-ordering them. Which means the state of Alabama will miss out on all those sales taxes.

The whole thing is a conspiracy! between the churches and the Department of Transportation.

First they make those poor Alabamians go out of state for their firecrackers, and now for their "miss good heads" and "Black Mambas"
It all makes perfect sense. the orgasms and the fireworks.

just like guns, booze and cigarettes. Where will the madness end?!

sakrilege · 05-04-2003, 05:56 AM

I used to live an Alabama, this is just one more reason to add to the feeling that I 'escaped'!

:banghead:

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05-02-2003, 07:58 PM	#21
hezekiah jones Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: WI Posts: 4,357	Craftsman tools (only the best you know) ... Surely you meant Snap-On�.

05-02-2003, 08:33 PM	#22
Loren Pechtel Obsessed Contributor Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Not Mayaned Posts: 96,752	You don't get it! Sex toys are for sex in other the approved fashion--the form that gets you pregnant!

05-02-2003, 08:36 PM	#23
DonnieDarko Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The home of Bob Jones University Posts: 1,053	Well that is really ridiculous. If I ever get to visit Alabama I'm going to protest in my own way by masturbating as much as possible.

05-03-2003, 05:11 AM	#24
Daggah Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Deployed to Kosovo Posts: 4,314	What part of "if you don't like it, don't do it!" do these idiots not understand?

05-03-2003, 05:32 AM	#26
Belle Regular Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 498	[QUOTE]Originally posted by ex-xian [B]That's the problem too many women wanting to get off. If you all embraced you puritanical, pseudo-virgin role that god has in mind, none of this would be necessary. My first response to this was to gag. After cleaning up the coffee I decided this might actually work to enhance my marriage. Huuum let's see.....puitanical psuedo virgin...... plaid catholic school girl skirt, simple white button up blouse, maryjanes, over the knee socks, and a big lollipop. Sorry dear that's as close as I can get to anything virginal, but for the love of dog I really did try!

05-03-2003, 12:49 PM	#27
Azathoth Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The centre of infinity Posts: 1,181	You'd think the battery lobby would have been all over this one.

05-04-2003, 05:56 AM	#30
sakrilege Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cleveland, OH, USA Folding@Home Godless Team Posts: 6,211	I used to live an Alabama, this is just one more reason to add to the feeling that I 'escaped'! :banghead:

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