ApostateAbe

One day, the Pope and Jesus were playing nine-hole golf, and the Pope was on the green putting from eight feet away from the first hole. He misses by three inches and he exclaims, "Fucking son-of-a-bitch!"

Jesus admonishes, "Don't curse! God doesn't like it."

"Sorry, Jesus," the Pope apologizes, "I won't do it again."

At the next hole, the Pope is four feet away, he misses by two inches, and he shouts, "Jesus fucking Christ!"

Then Jesus' eyes fire up, "I told you to stop that! If you curse one more time, I am going to ask God to strike you down with lightning!" Again the Pope apologizes, "Oh no, I'm sorry! I won't do it again, I promise!"

At the third hole, the Pope is two feet away and he misses by one inch. He blasts, "God fucking asshole!"

Then Jesus declares, "That's it, I warned you." He raises his hands up in the air and calls out, "God, strike this man down with lightning!"

Then the clouds slowly darken... and with a crash of thunder and a flash of light, a lightning bolt streaks out of the sky, misses the Pope, and hits Jesus! Then a loud voice erupts from the sky, it is the voice of God! God says:

"Shit, mother fucker!"

catmar

:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

Mister Impossible

Hah!!Must write that one down.

I'd include a smiley thing, but I don't know how.


[EDIT] Yes I do :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

dimpledop

I love it! Definitely one to remember!

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id.s

I always heard that the pope said "Oh shit, missed again" and when gOD roasts Heyzeus THATS what gOD says.

Alludium Fozdex

I heard that same joke, but the setup was a minister talking to a kid throwing rocks at tin cans.

The punchline was "Damn, I missed."