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Asha'man · 02-07-2003, 05:38 PM

"What type of pathetic, sniveling coward are you, hiding from us for all these years while people are killing each other over you?"

spurly · 02-07-2003, 08:26 PM

I'd ask him why he decided to love me, knowing that I would fail him on a weekly, if not a daily basis.

I'd ask him what I could do to serve him more fully.

I'd ask him where he wanted me to go to tell others about him.

But I probably wouldn't get many of these questions out, because it would be hard to speak in the presence of a holy God.

Kevin

02-07-2003, 08:47 PM

Novowels · 02-08-2003, 12:35 AM

I'd ask Him who created Him.

Oh, and I'd ask him what's up with that spurly guy.

"Can't you design a brain that doesn't short circuit? Sheesh."

avalanche:ix · 02-08-2003, 12:42 AM

can you prove i'm not dreaming or hallucinating this encounter?

Ronin · 02-08-2003, 12:46 AM

Quote:

What will you say to God?

You're under arrest.

You have the right to remain silent...etc.

ieyeasu · 02-08-2003, 02:22 AM

Why, in god's...Your name do I have this weird, Polish below the bellybutton, Irish above, bigfoot/swimmer dichotomy going?

Rousseau_CHN · 02-08-2003, 03:10 AM

Who told you to create me! (Then I'd spit on his Holy Face)

ju'iblex · 02-08-2003, 03:18 AM

1st, What is conciousness? Why am i <a,b,c,d>?

2nd, so why did you punish Cain for the wheat thing, but let humanity suffer at the hands of Steven Spielberg?

SLD · 02-08-2003, 11:13 PM

OK, I started this silly thread to see what kind of cute responses we'd get so now I'll change it slightly and ask what would God say to these statements, especially Spurly's?

Quote:

Originally posted by spurly
1. I'd ask him why he decided to love me, knowing that I would fail him on a weekly, if not a daily basis.

2. I'd ask him what I could do to serve him more fully.

3. I'd ask him where he wanted me to go to tell others about him.

But I probably wouldn't get many of these questions out, because it would be hard to speak in the presence of a holy God.

Kevin

1. Who said I love you? I've got the hots for Jennifer Lopez.

2. Well you could start by not stepping on my toe, thank you very much.

3. You're dead now, you can't go back and tell anybody anything. Now move along. Next!!!

That's not so great, I know the sick people on this board can do better.

SLD

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02-07-2003, 05:38 PM	#31
Asha'man Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: southeast Posts: 2,526	"What type of pathetic, sniveling coward are you, hiding from us for all these years while people are killing each other over you?"

02-07-2003, 08:26 PM	#32
spurly Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oklahoma City Posts: 710	I'd ask him why he decided to love me, knowing that I would fail him on a weekly, if not a daily basis. I'd ask him what I could do to serve him more fully. I'd ask him where he wanted me to go to tell others about him. But I probably wouldn't get many of these questions out, because it would be hard to speak in the presence of a holy God. Kevin

02-07-2003, 08:47 PM	#33
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02-08-2003, 12:35 AM	#34
Novowels Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,658	I'd ask Him who created Him. Oh, and I'd ask him what's up with that spurly guy. "Can't you design a brain that doesn't short circuit? Sheesh."

02-08-2003, 12:42 AM	#35
avalanche:ix Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Sin Capital, earth: (Amsterdam) Posts: 104	can you prove i'm not dreaming or hallucinating this encounter?

02-08-2003, 02:22 AM	#37
ieyeasu Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Bellingham, WA Posts: 844	Why, in god's...Your name do I have this weird, Polish below the bellybutton, Irish above, bigfoot/swimmer dichotomy going?

02-08-2003, 03:10 AM	#38
Rousseau_CHN Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Nowhere Land Posts: 441	Who told you to create me! (Then I'd spit on his Holy Face)

02-08-2003, 03:18 AM	#39
ju'iblex Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Sydney Australia and beyond the realms of Gehenna Posts: 6,035	1st, What is conciousness? Why am i <a,b,c,d>? 2nd, so why did you punish Cain for the wheat thing, but let humanity suffer at the hands of Steven Spielberg?

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