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Dark Jedi · 03-17-2003, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by Kosh
here, this'll be faster:

:1,$dd
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Hey, I manage in vi....

But that would be faster. Do you list 'advanced vi skills" on your resume?

Kosh · 03-17-2003, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by Dark Jedi
Hey, I manage in vi....

But that would be faster. Do you list 'advanced vi skills" on your resume?

No, I worry it would result in age discrimation.

Boro Nut · 03-20-2003, 10:13 AM

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Originally posted by Reprobate
If you were to edit the Bible....
...which part[s] would you remove from the text?

I'd get rid of all the text and make it into one of those flick cartoon things. I would only be able to fit one story in, so I think I would go for Jesus' conception.

Most of the scene would show Mary getting a really good seeing to by Gabriel, who would wipe his dick on the curtain, light up a fag and ask if it was any good for Mary. She would say "Good?. It was fucking immaculate!".

Boro Nut

FoE · 03-21-2003, 03:30 AM

Genesis 23:6 21st word :none
Genesis 1 24th word :of
Genesis 2:23 5th word :this
Genesis 1:11 20th word :is
Deuteronomy 22:20 6th word :true

Bill Snedden · 03-21-2003, 04:51 AM

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Originally posted by FoE
Genesis 23:6 21st word :none
Genesis 1 24th word :of
Genesis 2:23 5th word :this
Genesis 1:11 20th word :is
Deuteronomy 22:20 6th word :true

And here we have undeniable proof that the Bible Code is real!

King's Indian · 03-21-2003, 05:10 AM

Hello,

For taste, I'd get rid of the things that make my stomach turn:

Jepthah and his daughter.
Elisha and the two she-bears. (Baldy.)
The whole plagues of Egypt (for God hardening Pharoah's heart, which is a bit low), but particularly the last one. I can't believe that anyone can contemplate this, and when sunday comes around belt out "Pavilioned in splendour...".
Ezekiel (too vindictive towards pillows, and for general nastiness that, by 16:7 to 16:36, descends into pornography)
There is more, but these illustrate the point.

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03-21-2003, 03:30 AM	#14
FoE Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 1,168	Genesis 23:6 21st word :none Genesis 1 24th word :of Genesis 2:23 5th word :this Genesis 1:11 20th word :is Deuteronomy 22:20 6th word :true

03-21-2003, 05:10 AM	#16
King's Indian Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Croydon: London's Second City Posts: 144	Hello, For taste, I'd get rid of the things that make my stomach turn: Jepthah and his daughter. Elisha and the two she-bears. (Baldy.) The whole plagues of Egypt (for God hardening Pharoah's heart, which is a bit low), but particularly the last one. I can't believe that anyone can contemplate this, and when sunday comes around belt out "Pavilioned in splendour...". Ezekiel (too vindictive towards pillows, and for general nastiness that, by 16:7 to 16:36, descends into pornography) There is more, but these illustrate the point.

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