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red robot · 10-22-2002, 07:38 AM

Bustin' a nut / nutting

Okay, so that's really orgasm, not sex, but i had to share this: i heard someone say that other day that their *girlfriend* nutted. Um, uh, i'm pretty sure girls don't have testes, dude.

Porkin'
makin' it
hotdog in a hallway

lunachick · 10-22-2002, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Godless Dave:
Something on your mind, Lunachick?

LOL!!! yyup.

southernhybrid · 10-22-2002, 12:55 PM

Oh how I love the lower fora!

humping

laying pipe

doin' the horizontal boogie or the horizontal bop

makin' nookie

gettin' the tubes cleaned out

trimmin' the horn

getting funked up

[ October 22, 2002: Message edited by: southernhybrid ]

Egoinos · 10-22-2002, 02:27 PM

I worry, I seriously worry about my colleagues on this forum...

beoba · 10-22-2002, 03:13 PM

[ October 22, 2002: Message edited by: alphatronics ]

braces_for_impact · 10-22-2002, 03:49 PM

Slappin' the painted lady on the donkey?

lunachick · 10-22-2002, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alphatronics:
<moved post to masturbation thread>

[ October 22, 2002: Message edited by: alphatronics ]

I hear ya, alphatronics. I'm often moved to masturbation, myself. Heh.

Utnapishtim · 10-22-2002, 06:56 PM

My personal favorite:

Taking her temperature with the meat thermometer

tgamble · 10-24-2002, 04:20 AM

<a href="http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Vines/1521/carlin_euphemisms3.html" target="_blank">http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Vines/1521/carlin_euphemisms3.html</a>

tgamble · 10-24-2002, 04:24 AM

Disguising the truth:
American English is packed with euphemisms because Americans have trouble dealing with reality, and in order to shield themselves from it, they use soft language.

There are no old people in this country. They all died, and what we have are "senior citizens." I understand the fear of aging is natural; it's unversal, isn't it? No one wants to get old, no one wants to die. But we do. We die.

Poor people used to live in slums. Now "the economically disadvantaged" occupy "substandard housing" in the "inner cities." Smug, greedy, well-fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins.

Just think about homelessness. They need to change its name. It's not homelessness, it's houselessness. It's house these people need. Home is an abstract idea; it's a setting, a state of mind. These people need houses. Physical, tangible structures. They need low-cost housing.

Maybe if we were not to use this type of language, people would realize what is going on, and that there are actually problems in the world. And maybe we could solve them.

10-22-2002, 12:55 PM	#33
southernhybrid Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: heavenly Georgia Posts: 3,862	Oh how I love the lower fora! humping laying pipe doin' the horizontal boogie or the horizontal bop makin' nookie gettin' the tubes cleaned out trimmin' the horn getting funked up [ October 22, 2002: Message edited by: southernhybrid ]</p>

10-22-2002, 03:13 PM	#35
beoba Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 699	<moved post to masturbation thread> [ October 22, 2002: Message edited by: alphatronics ]</p>

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10-22-2002, 07:38 AM	#31
red robot Regular Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA, USA Posts: 205	Bustin' a nut / nutting Okay, so that's really orgasm, not sex, but i had to share this: i heard someone say that other day that their girlfriend nutted. Um, uh, i'm pretty sure girls don't have testes, dude. Porkin' makin' it hotdog in a hallway

10-22-2002, 02:27 PM	#34
Egoinos Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 423	I worry, I seriously worry about my colleagues on this forum...

10-22-2002, 03:49 PM	#36
braces_for_impact Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In a nondescript, black helicopter. Posts: 6,637	Slappin' the painted lady on the donkey?

10-22-2002, 06:56 PM	#38
Utnapishtim Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 330	My personal favorite: Taking her temperature with the meat thermometer

10-24-2002, 04:20 AM	#39
tgamble Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: St. John's, Nfld. Canada Posts: 1,652	<a href="http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Vines/1521/carlin_euphemisms3.html" target="_blank">http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Vines/1521/carlin_euphemisms3.html</a>

10-24-2002, 04:24 AM	#40
tgamble Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: St. John's, Nfld. Canada Posts: 1,652	Disguising the truth: American English is packed with euphemisms because Americans have trouble dealing with reality, and in order to shield themselves from it, they use soft language. There are no old people in this country. They all died, and what we have are "senior citizens." I understand the fear of aging is natural; it's unversal, isn't it? No one wants to get old, no one wants to die. But we do. We die. Poor people used to live in slums. Now "the economically disadvantaged" occupy "substandard housing" in the "inner cities." Smug, greedy, well-fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins. Just think about homelessness. They need to change its name. It's not homelessness, it's houselessness. It's house these people need. Home is an abstract idea; it's a setting, a state of mind. These people need houses. Physical, tangible structures. They need low-cost housing. Maybe if we were not to use this type of language, people would realize what is going on, and that there are actually problems in the world. And maybe we could solve them.

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