JossWorShipper

Inspired by yet another of those intelligent "Bush is Hitler" threads that you find everywhere, I decided to post this idea.

George W. Bush is Hamlet, Prince of Denmark. Anyone who's gone through 12th grade knows Shakespeare's*cough*Marlowe's*cough* classic. I can only assume a fair amount of people on this board have gone through or are currently in 12th grade.

Bush isn't stupid. He's "playing the fool." He's an idealistic fatalist, but he's not stupid.

davidm

Now might I do it pat, now Saddam is playing;
Allegedly with weapons of mass destruction.
And now I'll do't;--and so he hides in Tikrit;
And so I'm not reveng'd.--this is just sad;
A villain tries to kill my father; and for that,
I, his sole son, fail to slay this villain
Who is so bad.
O, this is Rummy and Condi, not revenge.
He tried to take my father grossly, full of oil;
With all his crimes broad blown, as flush as May;
And how his WMD audit stands, who knows save the U.N.?
But in our circumstance and course of thought,
'Tis heavy with him: and am I, then, reveng'd,
Unless I soon take his soul, and Osama's too?
Are they fit and season'd for their passage?
No.We can't find them.
Up, missile, and know thou a more horrid hent:
When Saddam is drunk asleep; or in his rage;
Or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed;
At gaming, swearing; or about some act
That has no relish of concealment in't;--
Then trip him, that his heels may kick at heaven;
And that his soul may be as damn'd and black
As his oil, which we now control. Rummy stays:
This physic but prolongs our warrior days.

RED DAVE

Actually, Bush is Omelet: cracked like and egg.

RED DAVE

rlogan

Jesus, Dave. It's a gift.

TollHouse

Wow. Yeah. It is.
:0

davidm