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Evangelion · 06-17-2003, 11:36 AM

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I have to say, Dennis Leary gets my vote every time. There is really no competition here. Leary offers us the quintessential American, defined by none other than the ultimate quintessential American!

Stephen Maturin · 06-18-2003, 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RichardMorey
Am I the only one who likes the Star-Spangled Banner? I think it has several good points:

And don't forget the best feature of all: it ends with a question.

As much as I like Leary's I'm an Asshole, I've gotta go with Woody Guthrie's This Land is Your Land. We're talking the original version, of course, as opposed to the sanitized, chopped-down version that appears in so many music books.

paul30 · 06-18-2003, 04:06 PM

We should choose among these Queen favorites:

1. We Are the Champions

2. We Will Rock You

and my favorite:

3. Fat Bottomed Girls

Defiant Heretic · 06-18-2003, 11:06 PM

My vote's for Rush's Beneath, Between, and Behind. The lyrics are appropriate, and besides, Rush rocks.

paul30 · 06-19-2003, 11:23 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Defiant Heretic.

I needed a good laugh.

Whew. Still laughing.

I can't get over it. What a great joke. "Rush rocks."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

chanoc · 07-16-2003, 09:52 PM

These would make good National Anthems:

Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up And Die?

Verse 1
Big fat fuck from North Carolina state,
he's a worthless piece of shit, he's a paragon of hate,
he's a redneck, fuck-face, brain-dead waste of space,
two-bit, two-timing, motherfucking pool of slime.
Against gay rights, and funding for the arts,
tried to cancel PBS and tear Big Bird apart.
cut AIDS funding, corporate welfare for the rich,
he's a shameless money grubber, he's a two dollar bitch.

Chorus
Why won't Jesse Helms just hurry up and die?

Verse 2
Fundamentalist, fuckwad, dickless prick,
he's ugly as a morlock, dumb as a brick.
He's a sack of shit, hypocrite, single-minded, fat bigot,
punk bitch, ignorant, ass-munch sycophant.
Life long friend of the deadly cancer sticks,
thinks AIDS is the fault of the people it inflicts.
Racist fuck who supports segregation,
foe of the people friend of the corporation.

Chorus

Breakdown
Uh.
Damn.
Get up, get up!

Guitar Solo

Chorus

Trash Talk
Yo Jesse, you dumb-ass, racist, cracker motherfucker!
Why the fuck won't you just hurry up and die?
And take that punk-bitch Strom Thurmond with you!

And another:

Fuck The Creationists

Trash Talk
Ah yeah, here we go again!
Damn! This is some funky shit that I be laying down on your ass.
This one goes out to all my homey's working in the field of
evolutionary science.
Check it!

Verse 1
Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches,
every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.
Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve,
straight up fairy stories even children don't believe.
I'm not saying there's no god, that's not for me to say,
all I'm saying is the Earth was not made in a day.

Chorus
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck the Creationists.

Trash Talk
Break it down.
Ah damn, this is a funky jam!
I'm about ready to kick this bitch back in.
Check it.

Verse 2
Fuck the damn creationists I say it with authority,
because kicking their punk asses be me paramount priority.
Them wack-ass bitches say, "evolution's just a theory",
they best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me.
The cosmos is expanding every second, every day,
but their minds are shrinking as they close their eyes and pray.
They call their bullshit science like the word could give them cred,
if them bitches be scientists then cap me in the head.

Chorus

Trash Talk
Bass!
Bring that shit in!
Ah yeah, that's right, fuck them all motherfuckers.
Fucking punk ass creationists trying to set scientific thought back 400 years.
Fuck that!
If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party,
I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Fucking creationists.
Fuck them.

Shake · 07-17-2003, 09:55 AM

Don't Tread on Me

Jimmy Higgins · 07-17-2003, 10:29 AM

How about Yes's Nous Sommes du Soliel? At a run time of about 25 minutes, it'll give people more time to get to their respective sporting events before the event starts.

Ab_Normal · 07-17-2003, 11:43 AM

As much as I love Rush, I can't see picking one of their songs, since one of the points of the exercize is having an anthem than can be sung by normal mortals. I can't sing as high as Geddy Lee, and I'm a chick!

scarmig · 07-17-2003, 11:47 AM

Considering the state of education and culture in this country, I'm voting for The Hokey Pokey.

07-16-2003, 09:52 PM	#36
chanoc Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Auke Bay, Alaska Posts: 422	MC Hawkings These would make good National Anthems: Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up And Die? Verse 1 Big fat fuck from North Carolina state, he's a worthless piece of shit, he's a paragon of hate, he's a redneck, fuck-face, brain-dead waste of space, two-bit, two-timing, motherfucking pool of slime. Against gay rights, and funding for the arts, tried to cancel PBS and tear Big Bird apart. cut AIDS funding, corporate welfare for the rich, he's a shameless money grubber, he's a two dollar bitch. Chorus Why won't Jesse Helms just hurry up and die? Verse 2 Fundamentalist, fuckwad, dickless prick, he's ugly as a morlock, dumb as a brick. He's a sack of shit, hypocrite, single-minded, fat bigot, punk bitch, ignorant, ass-munch sycophant. Life long friend of the deadly cancer sticks, thinks AIDS is the fault of the people it inflicts. Racist fuck who supports segregation, foe of the people friend of the corporation. Chorus Breakdown Uh. Damn. Get up, get up! Guitar Solo Chorus Trash Talk Yo Jesse, you dumb-ass, racist, cracker motherfucker! Why the fuck won't you just hurry up and die? And take that punk-bitch Strom Thurmond with you! And another: Fuck The Creationists Trash Talk Ah yeah, here we go again! Damn! This is some funky shit that I be laying down on your ass. This one goes out to all my homey's working in the field of evolutionary science. Check it! Verse 1 Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches, every time I think of them my trigger finger itches. They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class, Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass. Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve, straight up fairy stories even children don't believe. I'm not saying there's no god, that's not for me to say, all I'm saying is the Earth was not made in a day. Chorus Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck the Creationists. Trash Talk Break it down. Ah damn, this is a funky jam! I'm about ready to kick this bitch back in. Check it. Verse 2 Fuck the damn creationists I say it with authority, because kicking their punk asses be me paramount priority. Them wack-ass bitches say, "evolution's just a theory", they best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me. The cosmos is expanding every second, every day, but their minds are shrinking as they close their eyes and pray. They call their bullshit science like the word could give them cred, if them bitches be scientists then cap me in the head. Chorus Trash Talk Bass! Bring that shit in! Ah yeah, that's right, fuck them all motherfuckers. Fucking punk ass creationists trying to set scientific thought back 400 years. Fuck that! If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes. Fucking creationists. Fuck them.

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06-17-2003, 11:36 AM	#31
Evangelion Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Walsall, UK Posts: 1,490	:notworthy I have to say, Dennis Leary gets my vote every time. There is really no competition here. Leary offers us the quintessential American, defined by none other than the ultimate quintessential American!

06-18-2003, 04:06 PM	#33
paul30 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Atlanta, GA USA Posts: 870	We should choose among these Queen favorites: 1. We Are the Champions 2. We Will Rock You and my favorite: 3. Fat Bottomed Girls

06-18-2003, 11:06 PM	#34
Defiant Heretic Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,288	My vote's for Rush's Beneath, Between, and Behind. The lyrics are appropriate, and besides, Rush rocks.

06-19-2003, 11:23 AM	#35
paul30 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Atlanta, GA USA Posts: 870	HAHAHAHAHAHA, Defiant Heretic. I needed a good laugh. Whew. Still laughing. I can't get over it. What a great joke. "Rush rocks." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

07-17-2003, 09:55 AM	#37
Shake Contributor Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Folding@Home in upstate NY Posts: 14,394	Don't Tread on Me

07-17-2003, 10:29 AM	#38
Jimmy Higgins Contributor Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Proud Citizen of Freedonia Posts: 42,473	How about Yes's Nous Sommes du Soliel? At a run time of about 25 minutes, it'll give people more time to get to their respective sporting events before the event starts.

07-17-2003, 11:43 AM	#39
Ab_Normal Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,842	As much as I love Rush, I can't see picking one of their songs, since one of the points of the exercize is having an anthem than can be sung by normal mortals. I can't sing as high as Geddy Lee, and I'm a chick!

07-17-2003, 11:47 AM	#40
scarmig Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Somewhere Posts: 689	Considering the state of education and culture in this country, I'm voting for The Hokey Pokey.

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