David M. Payne

No ax, it's Beelzebub and Hades; hell and Satan were made up by those other fake Bob clans, not the real one, get it right!

David

David M. Payne

What have I done! Doomed to be cursed by Bob, and I started a new religion to boot.

And where are all the righteous religious types, hiding? Perhaps peekingduck has it right.


David

atheist_in_foxhole

Excellent story, David! You are a very good writer. I noticed a few typos in the story, but nothing too serious.

David M. Payne

Thanks A/in/F, if you would, let me know where the typos are and I'll see about getting them fixed. If it wasn't for the spell checker and grammar and punctuation checkers, I'd be semi literate. (I give thanks to that Demi-Bob, Bill and the church of Microsoft for that.)

David

David M. Payne

I posted the short version of Bob that I had sent to Newsweek on this site below, as well as a link to the full version published here. The site belongs to our Arab brothers in the struggle against the oppression that God and religion bring humanity.

I will do that yeezevee, and will be posting your web address along with your responses here on the Secular Web, the biggest freethinker web site on earth. You should get some more hits shortly. The site is <a href="http://forum.faithfreedom.org/index.php" target="_blank">here</a>

David

Thanks for your positive response mughal200, I'll do the best I can to be a positive contributor to your site here.

David

hal9000

DP, I had a problem with my computer and lost all the links to your other stories, could you post them for me? Thanks.

David M. Payne

Here you go hal.

<a href="http://www.secweb.org/asset.asp?AssetID=77" target="_blank">The Mensa Flu</a>

<a href="http://www.secweb.org/asset.asp?AssetID=105" target="_blank">The Wailing Pool</a>

<a href="http://www.secweb.org/asset.asp?AssetID=208" target="_blank">Osama bin Eternal</a>

<a href="http://www.steelangel.com/skeptic/article.php3?story_id=29&section=Stories" target="_blank">A Theist Tale</a>

David

hal9000

Thanks DP.

David M. Payne

You're welcome bud.

David

hal9000

I hadn’t read these for a while, I think <a href="http://www.secweb.org/asset.asp?AssetID=236" target="_blank">The Story of Bob</a> is your best one, but <a href="http://www.secweb.org/asset.asp?AssetID=77" target="_blank">The Mensa Flu</a> is pretty good to. As for the rest of them, I rank them in this order. The two part series:<a href="http://www.secweb.org/asset.asp?AssetID=105" target="_blank">The Wailing Pool</a> and<a href="http://www.secweb.org/asset.asp?AssetID=208" target="_blank">Osama bin Eternal</a>Followed by;

<a href="http://www.steelangel.com/skeptic/article.php3?story_id=29&section=Stories" target="_blank">A Theist Tale.</a>

At this point you have a book of short stories here DP, if you could get someone to publish it that is. Given the nature of your work that will be hard to find. You’re a little too controversial for most mainstream publications.