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Belle · 11-11-2002, 07:34 AM

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Originally posted by brighid:
<strong>In no particular order

4. My dreams of becoming President have been destroyed by this forum. I have posted WAY too many things that would come back to haunt me in a political career.

Brighid</strong>

I feel your pain!

kookiejar · 11-11-2002, 07:46 AM

10. I think people find me incredibly boring but are too polite to say anything to my face.
9. I'm very insecure.
8. I've been married to the same man for 14 years.
7. I read about 120 novels every year.
6. I study paleontology in my free time.
5. I am the mother of a teenager and a pre-teen.
4. I really lose my patience around stupid people, so most people consider me an intellectual snob.
3. I love strawberry cheesecake.
2. My favorite flower is lilacs
1. I like Dr. Phil

P.S.-Bree, hands off Alton Brown...he's MINE.

Darwin's Finch · 11-11-2002, 08:00 AM

1. I'm right-handed though I shoot baskets and pool (both badly) left-handed.

2. I prefer cats to dogs.

3. A full-blown childhood phobia of birds has eased with age into a mild unease of our feathered friends.

4. I make a spaghetti sauce to die for.

5. No stranger to disaster and disappointment, I am a lifelong Vikings fan.

6. My favorite season is autumn.

7. I'm still irked that Nirvana were the group that broke through commercially, since it's perfectly obvious to me that Cobain learned everything he knew from Husker Du.

8. Having lived in small towns all my life, I have a (probably unreasonably) high regard for what I imagine city life must be like.

9. As a voter, I always seem to be on the losing side.

10. I moved this weekend and am appalled at how much crap I own.

MortalWombat · 11-11-2002, 09:23 AM

1) I am glad that squirrels don't spontaneously burst into flames.

2) I usually don't like vomitting.

3) Children in Minsk never write letters to me.

4) My left foot is slightly longer than my right foot.

5) I don't want to be attacked by bears.

6) I like peanut butter, but not dried blood.

7) I have never met Judy Garland.

8) I am right-handed in writing, baseball, and golf, but left-handed in hockey and masturbation.

9) I often sneeze when the sun gets in my eyes.

10) I rarely think about my epiglottis.

Marduk · 11-11-2002, 09:46 AM

1) I am the God of Babylon (and don't you forget it!)
2) I am over 12,000 years old
3) I'm 12 feet tall
4) my wingspan is over 17 feet
5) I have 4 eyes
6) I breathe FIRE!!!!!
7) My home planet is in another Galaxy
8) My father created you human clowns to be my slaves by genetically altering proto-humaniod apes
9) I make a very tasty lasagne
10) I also go by the name of Baal

Belle · 11-11-2002, 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by marduck:
<strong>1)
6) I breathe FIRE!!!!!
</strong>

I guess oral sex is kinda out for you huh?

Captain Pedantic · 11-11-2002, 10:34 AM

1) I'm 20 and have never had so much as a sniff of a relationship.

2)I am in the process of perhaps being formally diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, an autistic spectrum condition. The whole business is taking an eternity.

3)Despite being female, I don't shave my armpits or legs. I can't be bothered.

4)I am primarily attracted to women, but wouldn't say no to Alan Rickman - even though the chances of him saying yes to me are very slim.

5)I much prefer rainy and overcast weather to sunny weather. I think it's a level of light thing - I don't like too-bright sunlight.

6)I care more about Discworld characters, and the Discworld novels in general, than is strictly healthy (but who wants to be strictly healthy?)

7)Despite being an atheist, I used to pray in times of stress for a while, even after admitting my beliefs to myself. Curiously, I now feel uncomfortable praying.

8)I really like processed cheese slices. On their own.

9)I want to be a writer one day, but am plagued by writer's block, and lack of confidence.

10)I hate insects and spiders. I will actually avoid going in a room if there is a thing with too many legs in there. Apart from spiders, anything that flies is worst.

Bible Humper · 11-11-2002, 10:36 AM

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3. I am inexplicably, sexually excited by martial artists! UFC fighting championship videos are porn for me.

You're terrible!

Here are all the highlight reels I didn't link to in the <a href="http://iidb.org/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=48&t=001252&p=" target="_blank">Mixed Martial Arts thread.</a> Enjoy!

<a href="http://www.sherdog.com/download.cfm?dl=highlights/22-BrianJohnstonHQ.zip" target="_blank">Brian Johnston</a>

<a href="http://www.sherdog.com/download.cfm?dl=highlights/18-MarkKerrHQ.zip" target="_blank">Mark Kerr</a>

<a href="http://www.sherdog.com/download.cfm?dl=highlights/14-RicksonGracieHQ.zip" target="_blank">Rickson Gracie</a>

<a href="http://www.sherdog.com/download.cfm?dl=highlights/07-PrideGPRound1HQ.zip" target="_blank">Pride Grand Prix Tournament Opening Round</a>

<a href="http://www.sherdog.com/download.cfm?dl=highlights/09-PrideGPFinalsHQ.zip" target="_blank">Pride Grand Prix Tournament Finals</a>

<a href="http://www.sherdog.com/download.cfm?dl=highlights/01-TitoOrtizHQ.zip" target="_blank">Tito Ortiz</a>

<a href="http://www.sherdog.com/download.cfm?dl=highlights/08-PrideGPRoyceSakHQ.zip" target="_blank">Royce Gracie's only loss, epic fight</a>

<a href="http://www.sherdog.com/download.cfm?dl=highlights/27-CarlosNewtonHQ.zip" target="_blank">Carlos Newton</a>

brighid · 11-11-2002, 10:45 AM

BH,

You are the devil! I can�t possibly look at those right now as there is little else worse then been very turned on while at work. Evil one � you deserve a spanking, but that might not actually be a punishment would it?

Brighid

Walter_Mitty · 11-11-2002, 10:49 AM

* I'm old enough to know better.

* I'm young enough not to care.

* I still get mad at myself for once believing that Noah's Ark was real and could hold "two of every kind". (oh the humanity!)

* Fishing is good for the soul. (if there is a soul)

* I have seen every episode of Giligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes, Benny Hill, and Monty Python at LEAST 10 times each.

* Believes that Bruce Campbell would make a good president.

* Wish I could totally commit to the pacifism of Bertrand Russell but am too jaded from working with criminals to ever be able to.

* Honestly wish I was not indoctrinated into religion at such an early age.

* Still have grand plans for world domination and would love to run for atheist/agnostic Pope of Rome.

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11-11-2002, 07:46 AM	#172
kookiejar Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 104	10. I think people find me incredibly boring but are too polite to say anything to my face. 9. I'm very insecure. 8. I've been married to the same man for 14 years. 7. I read about 120 novels every year. 6. I study paleontology in my free time. 5. I am the mother of a teenager and a pre-teen. 4. I really lose my patience around stupid people, so most people consider me an intellectual snob. 3. I love strawberry cheesecake. 2. My favorite flower is lilacs 1. I like Dr. Phil P.S.-Bree, hands off Alton Brown...he's MINE.

11-11-2002, 08:00 AM	#173
Darwin's Finch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Gardnerville, NV Posts: 666	1. I'm right-handed though I shoot baskets and pool (both badly) left-handed. 2. I prefer cats to dogs. 3. A full-blown childhood phobia of birds has eased with age into a mild unease of our feathered friends. 4. I make a spaghetti sauce to die for. 5. No stranger to disaster and disappointment, I am a lifelong Vikings fan. 6. My favorite season is autumn. 7. I'm still irked that Nirvana were the group that broke through commercially, since it's perfectly obvious to me that Cobain learned everything he knew from Husker Du. 8. Having lived in small towns all my life, I have a (probably unreasonably) high regard for what I imagine city life must be like. 9. As a voter, I always seem to be on the losing side. 10. I moved this weekend and am appalled at how much crap I own.

11-11-2002, 09:23 AM	#174
MortalWombat Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: St Louis area Posts: 3,458	1) I am glad that squirrels don't spontaneously burst into flames. 2) I usually don't like vomitting. 3) Children in Minsk never write letters to me. 4) My left foot is slightly longer than my right foot. 5) I don't want to be attacked by bears. 6) I like peanut butter, but not dried blood. 7) I have never met Judy Garland. 8) I am right-handed in writing, baseball, and golf, but left-handed in hockey and masturbation. 9) I often sneeze when the sun gets in my eyes. 10) I rarely think about my epiglottis.

11-11-2002, 09:46 AM	#175
Marduk Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the 10th planet Posts: 5,065	1) I am the God of Babylon (and don't you forget it!) 2) I am over 12,000 years old 3) I'm 12 feet tall 4) my wingspan is over 17 feet 5) I have 4 eyes 6) I breathe FIRE!!!!! 7) My home planet is in another Galaxy 8) My father created you human clowns to be my slaves by genetically altering proto-humaniod apes 9) I make a very tasty lasagne 10) I also go by the name of Baal

11-11-2002, 10:34 AM	#177
Captain Pedantic Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: UK. Posts: 588	1) I'm 20 and have never had so much as a sniff of a relationship. 2)I am in the process of perhaps being formally diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, an autistic spectrum condition. The whole business is taking an eternity. 3)Despite being female, I don't shave my armpits or legs. I can't be bothered. 4)I am primarily attracted to women, but wouldn't say no to Alan Rickman - even though the chances of him saying yes to me are very slim. 5)I much prefer rainy and overcast weather to sunny weather. I think it's a level of light thing - I don't like too-bright sunlight. 6)I care more about Discworld characters, and the Discworld novels in general, than is strictly healthy (but who wants to be strictly healthy?) 7)Despite being an atheist, I used to pray in times of stress for a while, even after admitting my beliefs to myself. Curiously, I now feel uncomfortable praying. 8)I really like processed cheese slices. On their own. 9)I want to be a writer one day, but am plagued by writer's block, and lack of confidence. 10)I hate insects and spiders. I will actually avoid going in a room if there is a thing with too many legs in there. Apart from spiders, anything that flies is worst.

11-11-2002, 10:45 AM	#179
brighid Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: somewhere in the known Universe Posts: 6,993	BH, You are the devil! I can�t possibly look at those right now as there is little else worse then been very turned on while at work. Evil one � you deserve a spanking, but that might not actually be a punishment would it? Brighid

11-11-2002, 10:49 AM	#180
Walter_Mitty Regular Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: . Posts: 467	* I'm old enough to know better. * I'm young enough not to care. * I still get mad at myself for once believing that Noah's Ark was real and could hold "two of every kind". (oh the humanity!) * Fishing is good for the soul. (if there is a soul) * I have seen every episode of Giligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes, Benny Hill, and Monty Python at LEAST 10 times each. * Believes that Bruce Campbell would make a good president. * Wish I could totally commit to the pacifism of Bertrand Russell but am too jaded from working with criminals to ever be able to. * Honestly wish I was not indoctrinated into religion at such an early age. * Still have grand plans for world domination and would love to run for atheist/agnostic Pope of Rome.

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