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KoopaFanatic · 03-14-2003, 06:53 PM

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10. There is no number 10
9. Kes
8. Kira
7. Capt. Janeway
6. Hoshi
5. T�Pol
4. Seven of Nine
3. Jadzia Dax
2. Deanna Troi

And the number one Star Trek Babe is�

1. Uhura

Never have I seen such a clear display of wrongheadedness. You've flipped Hoshi and Seven, Jadzia Dax and Uhura, misspelled "Ezri Dax" as "T'Pol," included Janeway on your list, and omitted Janice Rand.
Now that you understand the true way, I expect you to stick to it. Go forth and sin no more, my child

everlastingtongue · 03-14-2003, 07:08 PM

I just Googled Janice Rand because I didn�t remember her. Once I saw her picture it all came back to me and suddenly I was smote from my chair by the Lords of Trek. Her omission was unacceptable. Please accept my humble apology.

FoE · 03-14-2003, 07:18 PM

In order:

1 The original
2 Voyager
3 Next Generation
4 DS9
5 The animated series
6 Enterprise

I was actually concieved during a Star Trek episode and the first time my mom could feel me moving was during Star Trek.

JEST2ASK · 03-14-2003, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by FoE
In order:

I was actually concieved during a Star Trek episode and the first time my mom could feel me moving was during Star Trek.

ROFL

:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

Which Episode?

KoopaFanatic · 03-14-2003, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Her omission was unacceptable. Please accept my humble apology.

Just don't let it happen again.

Wyz_sub10 · 03-14-2003, 08:38 PM

The hottest Star Trek babe is Gates McFadden.

Sorry, she has more sex appeal that Seven of Nine or T'Pol. It's called 'subtlety' - understated, cool and confident.

plus, she's a red-head, so...

As for captains...

1) Picard (the ultimate leader)
2) Kirk (no-nonsense maverick)
3) Sisko (intimidating, but...well, not *really* a captain)
4) Janeway (she always looks like she's speaking to children)
5) Archer (who let their dad on the ship?)

everlastingtongue · 03-14-2003, 10:14 PM

Moving on since we got the whole Janice Rand thing squared away�

First Officer:
1. Spock
2. Kira
3. Riker
4. T�Pol
5. Chipoode�err�Chipilote�hmm�whatever�

Doctor
1. Bones
2. Flox
3. Crusher
4. Emergency Holographic Medical Program

Absolute worst doctor
1. Pulaski

Non-Human Crew Member
1. Spock (I ignore his human half - half a Spock is better than all the others)
2. Data
3. Odo
4. Worf
5. Flox

Biggest mistake of the franchise
1. Killing Spock
2. Killing Data
3. Bringing Spock back to life
4. (pending) Reincarnating Data from B4
5. Start singing along: �It�s been a long time�� Ugh!

Now print this out and tape it to your refrigerator for reference.

Marduk · 03-15-2003, 07:52 AM

Janice Rand?? The yeoman with the mop on her head?? oh please.

Crusher it is!!!..... well maybe Kira, or Dax or ...No wait a minute
Claudia Black!!!! Farscape!! Lt. Sun. YES! we have a winner!!!!

Huginn · 03-15-2003, 08:01 AM

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Did anyone else use to smirk when he called Riker #1

"Number 1 I order you to go take a number 2!"
[/beavis and butthead]

mikester · 03-15-2003, 11:49 AM

i like DS9 starting at the whole gamma quadrant/war with the dominion thing.

before that it sucked bad.

the rest are ok, but not as interesting.

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03-14-2003, 07:08 PM	#22
everlastingtongue Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Location Posts: 398	I just Googled Janice Rand because I didn�t remember her. Once I saw her picture it all came back to me and suddenly I was smote from my chair by the Lords of Trek. Her omission was unacceptable. Please accept my humble apology.

03-14-2003, 07:18 PM	#23
FoE Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 1,168	In order: 1 The original 2 Voyager 3 Next Generation 4 DS9 5 The animated series 6 Enterprise I was actually concieved during a Star Trek episode and the first time my mom could feel me moving was during Star Trek.

03-14-2003, 08:38 PM	#26
Wyz_sub10 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the land of two boys and no sleep. Posts: 9,890	The hottest Star Trek babe is Gates McFadden. Sorry, she has more sex appeal that Seven of Nine or T'Pol. It's called 'subtlety' - understated, cool and confident. plus, she's a red-head, so... As for captains... 1) Picard (the ultimate leader) 2) Kirk (no-nonsense maverick) 3) Sisko (intimidating, but...well, not really a captain) 4) Janeway (she always looks like she's speaking to children) 5) Archer (who let their dad on the ship?)

03-14-2003, 10:14 PM	#27
everlastingtongue Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Location Posts: 398	Moving on since we got the whole Janice Rand thing squared away� First Officer: 1. Spock 2. Kira 3. Riker 4. T�Pol 5. Chipoode�err�Chipilote�hmm�whatever� Doctor 1. Bones 2. Flox 3. Crusher 4. Emergency Holographic Medical Program Absolute worst doctor 1. Pulaski Non-Human Crew Member 1. Spock (I ignore his human half - half a Spock is better than all the others) 2. Data 3. Odo 4. Worf 5. Flox Biggest mistake of the franchise 1. Killing Spock 2. Killing Data 3. Bringing Spock back to life 4. (pending) Reincarnating Data from B4 5. Start singing along: �It�s been a long time�� Ugh! Now print this out and tape it to your refrigerator for reference.

03-15-2003, 07:52 AM	#28
Marduk Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the 10th planet Posts: 5,065	Janice Rand?? The yeoman with the mop on her head?? oh please. Crusher it is!!!..... well maybe Kira, or Dax or ...No wait a minute Claudia Black!!!! Farscape!! Lt. Sun. YES! we have a winner!!!!

03-15-2003, 11:49 AM	#30
mikester Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 813	i like DS9 starting at the whole gamma quadrant/war with the dominion thing. before that it sucked bad. the rest are ok, but not as interesting.

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