Sin of Man

Summary of alternative "Roadmap" for future world peace. Not to be taken seriously btw.

1) Remove the institutions of Christianity and Islam from all society, ie close down all churches and mosques...turn them into museums community centres etc.

2) Relocate all self professed Christians to the island of Tasmania. Current Tasmanian residents to be resettled in mainland Australia. Those that renounce their religion don't have to relocate.

3) Relocate all self professed Muslims to the island of Sri Lanka. Current Sri Lankan residents to be resettled in India. Those that renounce their religion don't have to relocate.

4) Those 2 groups to live in isolation therebye not infecting the world with their respective poisonous ideologies.

It might be a little crowded for them, but that's the price they have to bear for fucking up the world so much.

Additional benefits:

1) Catholics and Protestants and all "Christian" cults on Tasmania will exterminate each other. Displaced Tasmanians can then be re-patriated.

2) Sunni and Shiite and all other Islamic sects on Sri Lanka will do likewise, and kill each other untill none left. Original Sri-Lankans may then return.

Result: The earth is finally purged of Christianity and Islam. Things from then on can only get better.

sphinx wui

I agree with some modifications;

1-Put them in One Island to save time and space.

2-Add self professed Jews to the previous combination to work as a catalyst for the reaction. Can you imagine for a moment Osama Bin Laden, Pat Robertson and Offadia Youssef having dinner together! It will be the last dinner.

3-forget about Geneva Convention for a while and shoot any survivors coming out from the apocalyptic final battle.

Good luck

keyser_soze

I concur, we could save at least a decade by locating them all in the same area. They fight this much amongst themselves, imagine them with REAL enemies in their midst!

trekbette

The only way to truly guarantee world peace is to remove the human presence.

Another way that comes up in scifi often is to kill all the men.

Sin of Man

I had originally thought of putting them all together in Antarctica, but thought that to be overly harsh.

Alternative islands:

Greenland (2,175,600 sq km)
New Guinea (792,500 sq km)
Borneo (725,500 sq km)
Madagascar (587,000 sq km)

or even Great Britian (218,100 sq km)

Adding Jews to the mix would certainly make things even more interesting.

I had recently presented this plan in a christian debate chat room and was banned and called a bigot after some fairly brief discussion of it's merits. Why are people so close minded?

Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ

Haven't the Jews had ENOUGH torment at the hands of everyone else? Shouldn't they be just left the fuck alone? I mean, it's not as if being the Chosen of God has worked out for them or anything.

Anyhow, I'd say put them all on a giant rocket ship bound for another planet. Say it's because God has decided to visit Armaggedon upon Earth, and we want to have a seed planet for life to continue elsewhere. Program the ship to CRASH INTO THE OCEAN OF THE PLANET AT MACH 20.

Problem solved. Plus, we don't have to relocate as many of them--we'd just get rid of the crazy motherfuckers, and leave the nice theists alone--the moderate, let's-tolerate-other-religions ones. Just my thoughts.

Sin of Man

Interesting plan Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ, except for a few slight technical problems.

1) How will you fit 2 - 4 billion people onto 1 rocket ship?

2) How would you carry food for those people on an at least 30 - 40 year flight?

It's clearly impractical.

Aside from that, I tend to agree with you over the Jewish people issue.

sphinx wui

Sin of Man wrote,

How would you carry food for those people on an at least 30 - 40 year flight?

It's clearly impractical.


WHAT? You want to feed them! This is crazy, let them starve to death.

And I don�t agree over the Jewish people, they are the ones who started the first lie and every body fall in line after them from Mr. immaculate conception/resurrection to Mohamed with his night journey to heaven, if we left them, they will start another one.


Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ wrote


and leave the nice theists alone--the moderate.



This is another fatal mistake, there is nothing called moderate theists, every religious person is a disaster waiting to happen,we have to think in a radical way, time for counter inquisition.

Sin of Man

Ok sphinx wui, I can see you want a harder line.

I can't see anything wrong with Tibetan Buddhists, but you think they spell trouble too?

I'm not convinced on the Jews. They don't go around trying to convert people. True, they started the whole mess with their lies, but still I think they'd change for the better in the brave new world without Christians and Muslims.

Defiant Heretic

Gee, I wonder why...