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Abacus · 03-13-2003, 05:22 PM

Awhile back I ordered two boxes of girl scout cookies from a co-worker's daughter. One box of mint cookies, and one box of peanut butter cookies. Early this afternoon they were delivered to me at my office. I immediately tore into them. And now, only six hours later, they are all gone. I ate two whole boxes of cookies in one afternoon! Where the hell is my self-control?

They were pretty yummy, btw.

Verithrax · 03-13-2003, 05:45 PM

Your self-control is talking to God right now, just saw Him, it and Santa having a little fun chat...

MaximusDementis · 03-13-2003, 06:38 PM

Ahh, let the rat control his own food button and what do you get? Fat rats of course.

Not that you are a rat, of course. Just that some human behaviors can be predicted by animal studies.

BigBlue2 · 03-13-2003, 11:52 PM

"Everything is excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks." - Lazarus Long.

lunachick · 03-14-2003, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigBlue2
"Everything is excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks." - Lazarus Long.

Harrah!! I'll buy into that. "I can resist everything but temptation." - Oscar Wilde.

Yes! If only I had some ice-cream in the house. Oink.

Godless Dave · 03-14-2003, 05:03 AM

I propose a toast
To my self control
See it crawling helpless
On the floor
-Morphine

Evil Milkman · 03-14-2003, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Abacus
I ate two whole boxes of cookies in one afternoon!

Newb.

lisarea · 03-14-2003, 08:14 AM

I once:

Ate a hugeassed bag of root beer barrels at work, and got such a bad stomachache I had to leave early. My mean friend and coworker even followed me and told my boss why I had that stomachache! (I almost forgot: The incident was also covered at our next departmental staff meeting.)

Ate a whole one of those ginormous bags of cheap popsicles because it was really hot out. And I was real mad when they ran out, too.

MJones · 03-14-2003, 08:24 AM

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Originally posted by Godless Dave
I propose a toast

Mmmm..... Toast...

Dirty Dog

Godless Dave · 03-14-2003, 08:45 AM

I've eaten an entire medium pizza on many occasions, and once in a while a whole large. All bags of chips are single-serving as far as I'm concerned. I won't even buy chips anymore; I can't trust myself to keep them in the house.

03-13-2003, 05:22 PM	#1
Abacus Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,214	I'm such a pig. Awhile back I ordered two boxes of girl scout cookies from a co-worker's daughter. One box of mint cookies, and one box of peanut butter cookies. Early this afternoon they were delivered to me at my office. I immediately tore into them. And now, only six hours later, they are all gone. I ate two whole boxes of cookies in one afternoon! Where the hell is my self-control? They were pretty yummy, btw.

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03-13-2003, 05:45 PM	#2
Verithrax Regular Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Brazil Posts: 146	Your self-control is talking to God right now, just saw Him, it and Santa having a little fun chat...

03-13-2003, 06:38 PM	#3
MaximusDementis Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Moscow, TN Posts: 57	Ahh, let the rat control his own food button and what do you get? Fat rats of course. Not that you are a rat, of course. Just that some human behaviors can be predicted by animal studies.

03-13-2003, 11:52 PM	#4
BigBlue2 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 6,666	"Everything is excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks." - Lazarus Long.

03-14-2003, 05:03 AM	#6
Godless Dave Contributor Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: With 10,000 lakes who needs a coast? Posts: 10,762	I propose a toast To my self control See it crawling helpless On the floor -Morphine

03-14-2003, 08:14 AM	#8
lisarea Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Broomfield, Colorado, USA Posts: 5,550	I once: Ate a hugeassed bag of root beer barrels at work, and got such a bad stomachache I had to leave early. My mean friend and coworker even followed me and told my boss why I had that stomachache! (I almost forgot: The incident was also covered at our next departmental staff meeting.) Ate a whole one of those ginormous bags of cheap popsicles because it was really hot out. And I was real mad when they ran out, too.

03-14-2003, 08:45 AM	#10
Godless Dave Contributor Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: With 10,000 lakes who needs a coast? Posts: 10,762	I've eaten an entire medium pizza on many occasions, and once in a while a whole large. All bags of chips are single-serving as far as I'm concerned. I won't even buy chips anymore; I can't trust myself to keep them in the house.

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